Catholic Questions/Issues

[Speaker to Animals]

Yeah, Jesus probably wants us to shove junk food into our faces all day, and give in to every animal impulse that pulses through our monkey-man brains.

A fat but merciful monkey is blessed, whereas a disciplined monkey that has transcended the flesh is rejected.

[TheReal_ND]

This is why heaven on Earth is going to be a reality. Too many fatties in Heaven hogging up all the seats.

[Fife]

Yeah, Jesus doesn't care about mercy, so long as everyone gives up beating off for a week or two.

[TheReal_ND]

Why don't you pick up the phone and talk to Jesus about your problems? Some of us aren't really trying to get mercy, so he can pat our booboos and make us feel better about the fact OUR PARENTS WERE SO MEAN TO US. We just want to get a better example of how to live. That said, praying to Mary works pretty well too.

[GloryofGreece]

No chocolate it dairy for a month is tougher than I thought . I fast every Thursday so that's not tough really but being vegitarian for a few days a week is difficult. I routinely fast for three days a month every month . It's the night of the second day that really fucks with you.

[Speaker to Animals]

Yeah, Jesus doesn't care about mercy, so long as everyone gives up beating off for a week or two.

Jesus commands you to not beat off at all. Marry a good woman and make lots of babies. That is what we are supposed to do.

[TheReal_ND]

I swear it's the same routine with all these former Christian people. They literally start tearing up and going "God is so darn mean wahhh"

[TheReal_ND]

No chocolate it dairy for a month is tougher than I thought . I fast every Thursday so that's not tough really but being vegitarian for a few days a week is difficult. I routinely fast for three days a month every month . It's the night of the second day that really fucks with you.

How the fuck you going to just go and give up dairy? I would literally die.

[TheReal_ND]

Why don't you pick up the phone and talk to Jesus about your problems? Some of us aren't really trying to get mercy, so he can pat our booboos and make us feel better about the fact OUR PARENTS WERE SO MEAN TO US. We just want to get a better example of how to live. That said, praying to Mary works pretty well too.

This was said mockingly btw. Not sure if that translated through the internet.

It rubs me raw when I hear people bitch about religion like that. "oh man God isn't fair to me. Where is the mercy? Check mate christcucks."

Fuck out of here.

[TheReal_ND]

If God was fair he would make every manchild his own personal God so they could go around acting like a massive faggot until they get tired of being premadonas. At least that way I wouldn't have to listen to one more mental midget bitch about how God isn't fair.