Olympics Bloggette 2/11 5:15 GMT

[Smitty-48]

Check them right here, Homan left, Miskew right, Miskew wins the foxy battle here too. . .

https://i.ytimg.com/vi/rhJNoe7ix5U/maxresdefault.jpg

Who is that chick in the middle? She is winning it all.

Miskew. Miskew is middle your left, Homan is far your left.

Miskew is way cuter, nicer bod, perfect hair, she's got it all, Homan looks like she's having a mug shot taken for killing her husband with a steak knife.

[clubgop]

Check them right here, Homan left, Miskew right, Miskew wins the foxy battle here too. . .

https://i.ytimg.com/vi/rhJNoe7ix5U/maxresdefault.jpg

Who is that chick in the middle? She is winning it all.

Miskew. Miskew is middle your left, Homan is far your left.

Miskew is way cuter, nicer bod, perfect hair, she's got it all, Homan looks like she's having a mug shot taken for killing her husband with a steak knife.

Oh ok. Still require a swimsuit round.

[Smitty-48]

Who is that chick in the middle? She is winning it all.

Miskew. Miskew is middle your left, Homan is far your left.

Miskew is way cuter, nicer bod, perfect hair, she's got it all, Homan looks like she's having a mug shot taken for killing her husband with a steak knife.

Oh ok. Still require a swimsuit round.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C1wUE25XUAUy2Ex.jpg

[StCapps]

Totally with Smitty on this one, brunette with the better ass and girl next door look, all day, every day. He is talking out of his ass on the PK Subban tip though.

[clubgop]

Miskew. Miskew is middle your left, Homan is far your left.

Miskew is way cuter, nicer bod, perfect hair, she's got it all, Homan looks like she's having a mug shot taken for killing her husband with a steak knife.

Oh ok. Still require a swimsuit round.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C1wUE25XUAUy2Ex.jpg

Damn.

[Okeefenokee]

I love how all the videos mention ass.

It must be on the scorecards.

[Smitty-48]

MILF ass is the whole point of women's curling, I mean duh, what else is there to watch? Ice bowling ain't interesting without the MILFs, does anybody watch men's curling? Never watched men curl once.

For Bonspiel, we weren't really there to ice bowl, we just wanted to get out of work, get liquored up, and judge the MILF ass for score.

[Smitty-48]

Oh ok. Still require a swimsuit round.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C1wUE25XUAUy2Ex.jpg

Damn.

Told ya, brah, I wouldn't steer you wrong, I know my Team Canada curling cuties, bet dat.

Rachel may be team captain, but Emma is the boss.

[Hastur]

Men's Skiathalon was fucking epic. The winner wiped out and faceplanted in the first 100 yds, recovered, trailed for most of the race, then swept forward to win by 5 seconds. Olympic heroism.

British guy Musgrave finished 7th. Our previous best ever was 29th.
I want Otern here to explain to us why Norweigans are so much better than anyone else at cross country skiing. They usually win nearly all the medals, they got all 3 in this race.

Cross-country skiing is the national pastime in Norway when they have snow. When they don't they put on boots and walk the same paths. Everyone does it. All of Norway is where you get a lot of snow every winter. Denmark and the part of Sweden where most people live don't get enough snow every winter to go skiing regularly. It's a big sport in Northern Sweden even though they have to compete with hockey, bandy and Alpine skiing.
If you are good at sports in Norway you will gravitate towards skiing. It's how you become a national hero there. Finland could be the same but they got the hockey bug very bad. Any athletic man in Finland will go for hockey first. They also really love athletics sports. Look at the summer Olympics and try to find a Norwegian with a medal.

[Montegriffo]

Seems unfair to have gone ahead with the womens snowboarding. Strong winds making it impossible to perform to your best ability. Every single competetor fell at least once. One chance every 4 years snatched away by a gust of wind. Should have been postponed.