TRUCKING #58 VANEROO BOOGALOO

[TheReal_ND]

I want my pbj pockets and koolaid damnit

[heydaralon]

"What about this one, Sergeant-Major? Says he wants to go too?"

"Wants to go where?"

"Detention, Sergeant-Major, says he has nowhere else to go"

"Yeah, fine, chuck him in there"

"Sar-Major!"

/scene

The way you get out of being detained is calmly explaining to the cops that you are a sovereign citizen, and because you have not consented to the laws of this country, they do not apply to you. Legally there is nothing the police can do. Trust me, it works.

[TheReal_ND]

I'm pretty good at not being arrested by now. It's best to say sir and cooperate while keeping your hands visible.

Also helps if you don't have warrants

[heydaralon]

I'm kind of mystified by these people.

[TheReal_ND]

Yeah I'm not watching 41 minutes of sovereign citizen fuckery. Don't do what they do. I think they are on a terrorist watchlist actually

[Smitty-48]

The way you get out of being detained is calmly explaining to the cops that you are a sovereign citizen, and because you have not consented to the laws of this country, they do not apply to you. Legally there is nothing the police can do. Trust me, it works.

"What about this one, sir?"

"What's he done, Lance Corporal?"

"Says he's a sovereign citizen and the laws of this country don't apply to him, sir"

"Anything else?"

"Nossir, he's been quite calm, sir, just says that he refuses to consent to the laws of the nation, sir"

"Was he armed?

"Nossir, just these sex toys, a pack of condoms, and this card for the "buddies in bad times cabarade", sir"

"The wot?"

"It's a gay bar, sir"

"How do you know it's a gay bar, Lance Corporal?"

"It says on the card, sir"

"Ah well, just leave him for now"

"Sah!" <pays compliments>

"Thank you, carry on" <returns compliments>

/scene

[jbird4049]

Some homicidal ass uses his car (and let's try to ban those!) and screw rights and the law. Let's toss anyone suspicious looking. The barbarians don't have to destroy us for we'll do it for them! You're all poseurs. Pseudo macho men with delusion of masculinity. I am wimp myself and do not want to confront anyone in the real world, but this end of civilization talk is pure cowardly nonsense.

[Speaker to Animals]

Like I said, you'd be the first person I'd put in the back of the van;

"Running around raving like a nutter, Sergeant-Major, so we threw him in the back with the rest of the yobbos."

"Very well, carry on."

/scene

Lol. Yeah, arresting people for speaking the plain truthalways worked before. When you are wrong and your mistake results in sectarian violence, just arrest everybody who openly states your error..

That's a real sign of strength right there..

[TheReal_ND]

#notallwhites

When will white people root out the extremism that is multicultiphobia? Ban them. Send them back to where they came from.

[Smitty-48]

Like I said, you'd be the first person I'd put in the back of the van;

"Running around raving like a nutter, Sergeant-Major, so we threw him in the back with the rest of the yobbos."

"Very well, carry on."

/scene

Lol. Yeah, arresting people for speaking the plain truthalways worked before. When you are wrong and your mistake results in sectarian violence, just arrest everybody who openly states your error..

That's a real sign of strength right there..

Later, down at the detention centre...

"What's this, Lance Corporal?"

"Says his name is 'Speaker to Animals', sir, just keeps raving on like a lunatic, 'English people going extinct', 'overrun by the Muslim hordes', that sort of thing, sir, we've tried getting anything else out of him, but it's no good, sir, just keeps raving on like loony no matter what you say, sir"

"Hmm.. might be paranoid schizophrenic, take him down to Section D, mark; 'await psychiatric evaluation'"

"Sah!" <pays compliments>

"Thank you, carry on." <returns compliments>

/scene