Social Justice Warriors Thread

[Okeefenokee]

I don’t want to boast, but I’m a pretty badass microwave chef.
Not formally trained or anything, but I got a serious knack for knowing how long to heat things up to the second.

I’m a natural.

I don't even have a microwave.

Maybe one day.

[Montegriffo]

I don’t want to boast, but I’m a pretty badass microwave chef.
Not formally trained or anything, but I got a serious knack for knowing how long to heat things up to the second.

I’m a natural.

Ping king is the correct term there chef.

[Speaker to Animals]

Chef de popcorn?

Chef de la gummy bears and soda.

[Speaker to Animals]

Wait. Fuck me. Does this mean I was a fucking oyster chef all those years ago? Good thing there is no flightline nearby.

[The Conservative]

4 cooks to serve 700 covers? That just screams fast food restaurant to me.
The best place I ever worked had 7 cooks serving around 20 covers.

Ps chef means chief or boss. There can only be one chef (short for ''chef de cuisine'') per kitchen and often they don't even cook.

Wow. You are dumb.

[Fife]

[Montegriffo]

Chef
Literally means "Chief" in French and has nothing to do with cooking except for the fact that the "Chief of Food" at a restaurant is called the Chef de Cuisine or Chef for short.

Americans do make the mistake of equating a Chef with a Cook, which clearly must piss of any Non-Cooking French Chef...we should therefore keep up the good work.

Also, since a Chef is a "French Chief" and Chief is commonly used as a derisive moniker (a la sport, boss, my friend, jefe, etc), calling someone a Chef can be quite an aggressive insult in certain circles.

Also, a term of the utmost respect depending on context
Chef, nice work picking up that smokin hottie last night. I hope you closed that shit

https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=chef

[The Conservative]

Chef
Literally means "Chief" in French and has nothing to do with cooking except for the fact that the "Chief of Food" at a restaurant is called the Chef de Cuisine or Chef for short.

Americans do make the mistake of equating a Chef with a Cook, which clearly must piss of any Non-Cooking French Chef...we should therefore keep up the good work.

Also, since a Chef is a "French Chief" and Chief is commonly used as a derisive moniker (a la sport, boss, my friend, jefe, etc), calling someone a Chef can be quite an aggressive insult in certain circles.

Also, a term of the utmost respect depending on context
Chef, nice work picking up that smokin hottie last night. I hope you closed that shit

https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=chef

I state again, you are an idiot.

And I needed line cooks because I needed a specialized cook for specific tasks.

1 fry cook.
1 grill cook.
1 floater.

I also had two preps that were for salads and to shuck shellfish, peel potatoes, deal with about 75lbs of cole slaw and deserts as required.

So yeah... you asked what my definition is, and I gave it. You googled it. So fuck you.

Also, three cooks, two preps.

Comprehend much?

[Montegriffo]

Oh man, this is hard to watch

Should start calling him JC. He's getting crucified here.

[The Conservative]

Oh man, this is hard to watch

Should start calling him JC. He's getting crucified here.

Only in your mind, which is rather small.