I don't like Trump

[SuburbanFarmer]

President Donald Trump suggested the possibility of an "injection" of disinfectant into a person infected with the coronavirus as a deterrent to the virus during his daily briefing Thursday.

Trump made the remark after Bill Bryan, who leads the Department of Homeland Security's science and technology division, gave a presentation on research his team has conducted that shows that the virus doesn't live as long in warmer and more humid temperatures. Bryan said, "The virus dies quickest in sunlight," leaving Trump to wonder whether you could bring the light "inside the body."

"So supposing we hit the body with a tremendous — whether it's ultraviolet or just a very powerful light — and I think you said that hasn't been checked because of the testing," Trump said, speaking to Bryan during the briefing. "And then I said, supposing you brought the light inside the body, which you can do either through the skin or some other way, and I think you said you're going to test that, too."

He added: "I see the disinfectant that knocks it out in a minute, one minute. And is there a way we can do something like that by injection inside or almost a cleaning? As you see, it gets in the lungs, it does a tremendous number on the lungs, so it would be interesting to check that."

It's all just a misunderstanding, guys. You simply can't comprehend what he's saying

[clubgop]

So did dirty dick actually inject his 1200 stimulus? To cure his dirty dick? Since we want to take common parlance so literal.

[SuburbanFarmer]

So did dirty dick actually inject his 1200 stimulus? To cure his dirty dick? Since we want to take common parlance so literal.

He added: "I see the disinfectant that knocks it out in a minute, one minute. And is there a way we can do something like that by injection inside or almost a cleaning? As you see, it gets in the lungs, it does a tremendous number on the lungs, so it would be interesting to check that."

All a figure of speech guys. Of course he's not that stupid. It's a parable, like the disinfectant within us all.

[SuburbanFarmer]

Somebody told him they would test blasting people with UV

"So supposing we hit the body with a tremendous — whether it's ultraviolet or just a very powerful light — and I think you said that hasn't been checked because of the testing," Trump said, speaking to Bryan during the briefing. "And then I said, supposing you brought the light inside the body, which you can do either through the skin or some other way, and I think you said you're going to test that, too."

...but only as a figure of speech, of course.

[Montegriffo]

So did dirty dick actually inject his 1200 stimulus? To cure his dirty dick? Since we want to take common parlance so literal.

He added: "I see the disinfectant that knocks it out in a minute, one minute. And is there a way we can do something like that by injection inside or almost a cleaning? As you see, it gets in the lungs, it does a tremendous number on the lungs, so it would be interesting to check that."

All a figure of speech guys. Of course he's not that stupid. It's a parable, like the disinfectant within us all.

He's just so meta that you can't comprehend his genius.

[SuburbanFarmer]

So did dirty dick actually inject his 1200 stimulus? To cure his dirty dick? Since we want to take common parlance so literal.

He added: "I see the disinfectant that knocks it out in a minute, one minute. And is there a way we can do something like that by injection inside or almost a cleaning? As you see, it gets in the lungs, it does a tremendous number on the lungs, so it would be interesting to check that."

All a figure of speech guys. Of course he's not that stupid. It's a parable, like the disinfectant within us all.

He's just so meta that you can't comprehend his genius.

Very stable genius. Everyone tells him so.

[Montegriffo]

I'm ordering my Trump Detergent Syringe as we speak. Just Google TDS if you want to follow suit.

[SuburbanFarmer]

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[Montegriffo]

Trump was going to use Shrodinger's cat as a guinea pig for his disinfectant injections but that confused him so much he got a headache.

[SuburbanFarmer]

Thanks to Trump's leadership, the economy and medical care will never be the same.

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