FUCK THE PRC

[DBTrek]

China lied and their stats are MUCH worse <--------

That's where I would go.
I don't believe for a second the most populous nation on earth skated by with fewer deaths than Spain, Italy, or France.
That's some OBVIOUS bullshit right there.

They never welded families into their homes in Spain, Italy or France though.
There wasn't anyone in Wuhan province going on Spring Break and crowding the beaches.

Says Monte, who was monitoring the entire coastline of China for the last 3 months.
Well done.
You've given us all great piece of mind.

[BjornP]

Sensible observation on Monte's part, tbh. Still wouldn't trust their numbers, since they proved willing to lie to save a little face already, but it's also true that they have more power over their citizens than western countries do.

If the virus spreads through close contact, yet nearly all people are prevented forcefully from interacting that could bring down numbers.

[Speaker to Animals]

China lied and their stats are MUCH worse <--------

That's where I would go.
I don't believe for a second the most populous nation on earth skated by with fewer deaths than Spain, Italy, or France.
That's some OBVIOUS bullshit right there.

They never welded families into their homes in Spain, Italy or France though.
There wasn't anyone in Wuhan province going on Spring Break and crowding the beaches.

Oh, yes they did violate the order. They were fleeing the city like rats before the quarantine order went into effect and then the Army had to shoot at people trying to get out after that. It got so bad inside the city that the government was forced to weld them into those common residential buildings to keep them from getting out.

People in the West don't often realize how corrupt China is and how intransigent those people are after generations of corrupt communist government. A lot of the crazy, authoritarian shit we read about is kind of necessary because the people just do not give a single fuck. That's the fault of communism, ultimately, but it does no good for a Chinese bureaucrat to self-reflect on how communism ruined an entire people when he really needs to figure out how to make them stay in their houses.

[Montegriffo]

Sensible observation on Monte's part, tbh.

Careful Bjorn, you'll ruin my reputation here with nonsense like that.

[DBTrek]

Sensible observation on Monte's part, tbh.

Careful Bjorn, you'll ruin my reputation here with nonsense like that.

I'm sure "Yeah, they'll gun people down in cold blood or weld them into buildings, but shit - fabricate numbers? They aren't monsters" sounds super-reasonable to socialism-indoctrinated Euros.
But to Americans that shit sounds crazy.

[Montegriffo]

Sensible observation on Monte's part, tbh.

Careful Bjorn, you'll ruin my reputation here with nonsense like that.

I'm sure "Yeah, they'll gun people down in cold blood or weld them into buildings, but shit - fabricate numbers? They aren't monsters" sounds super-reasonable to socialism-indoctrinated Euros.
But to Americans that shit sounds crazy.

Oh come on DB, I never said anything about them not fabricating numbers.
They do know how to shut a population down though.

[heydaralon]

Sensible observation on Monte's part, tbh.

Careful Bjorn, you'll ruin my reputation here with nonsense like that.

I'm sure "Yeah, they'll gun people down in cold blood or weld them into buildings, but shit - fabricate numbers? They aren't monsters" sounds super-reasonable to socialism-indoctrinated Euros.
But to Americans that shit sounds crazy.

China is a paragon of virtue and honesty. Obama said so himself. Who are you to doubt the word of the last American Statesman we've ever had?

Have you seen their solar panel farms? It is incredible! They are truly the way of the future.

[Speaker to Animals]

If you want your pangolin brisket you can keep your pangolin brisket

[heydaralon]

China follows all the environmental guidelines. They have stoped emitting CO2 completely. They do not pollute.
State sponsored regimes are so much better for the environment.




Now that we have established that China is a green utopia, we should look at their food standards. Again, capitalism has a poor record. Americans die everyday because frito-lay puts lead in their chips. Since we know China doesn't lie about anything, including its wonderful past under mao and the death count, it stands to reason that they are being straight with us now. Why would they even lie? They are a People's Republic. Complete transparency.


You guys are just jealous. You wish you had the physique's of Chinese men. Look how low their BMI's are:

[heydaralon]

Speaker is a bit flabby atm. He's jealous of the Great Leap Forward Socialist physique that Chinese men have.

I used the same high tech software that Deadliest Warrior show used to do fight simulations. I have put in all of our relevant stats:

height (I'm 5'9'' which is well above the global average)
weight
muscle mass
health (I am in peak physical condition. No bad habits in the past eat right etc)
fighting technique
weather conditions
etc

I ran the simulation 1000 times. Keep in mind, I gave myself a slight handicap out of pity to him and so his pride wouldn't be hurt. I won 978 of those times. Part of it was because I know capoeira. He couldn't anticipate those round house kicks, even if he wanted to. The guy was on the ground a second after I ran the simulation. I had to stop it because I was crying so much. No one deserves to get destroyed in a fight like that. Then I manually routed the packet data to my kitchen where I was creating michelen star recipes for various heads of state. I also did some Harvard IT and they looked over my numbers and said that I won all those fights.