Election Reunion Thread for Old Timers Lurking

[Smitty-48]

my wife ended up agreeing with me

when I first said something, she got mad, like I was accusing her of encoraging him

but after she calmed down and thought about it

she says, you're right, that guy was using his dog to hit on me, what a creep !

I count how many times in a night my wife gets hit on; nobody before 10 pm but after that she can rack up half-a-dozen in 90 minutes. Nature of the beast.

and that's why I didn't react

I didn't mention it to her, until after, that this guy is acting way too chummy with her

she's oblivious, she doesn't even think in those terms

she is on to him now tho,

next time he tries, he is going to get slapped down, so I will just let her handle it

she is a corporate boss bitch at work, not to be trifled with, once she realizes what is going on

[SuburbanFarmer]

my wife ended up agreeing with me

when I first said something, she got mad, like I was accusing her of encoraging him

but after she calmed down and thought about it

she says, you're right, that guy was using his dog to hit on me, what a creep !

I count how many times in a night my wife gets hit on; nobody before 10 pm but after that she can rack up half-a-dozen in 90 minutes. Nature of the beast.

Are you saying it takes a couple of hours hard drinking first?

LMFAO Beat me to it ya bastard

[SuburbanFarmer]

Montes on board.

https://www.zerohedge.com/political/bri ... itical-bet

[DBTrek]

[DBTrek]

Get that election coverage rolling!
Let's get this party started.

[Smitty-48]

it's not that this guy hit on my wife once, because he didn't know she is married

he knows she is married, she told him so

but he keeps hitting on her, all the time, when she goes to the dog beach

that's not even what bothers her tho

what bothers her, is that he was being deceptive about it, using the dogs as cover

that is what makes her think he is a creep

she is all about the dogs, and this guy was using that to try to hustle her, without being open about it

[DBTrek]

It's ok to punch a dude, Smitty.
You're half-American.
That gives you clemency from the law Canadian politeness.

[Smitty-48]

It's ok to punch a dude, Smitty.
You're half-American.
That gives you clemency from the law Canadian politeness.

Jodi always says ; do you really want to pay a lawyer for that ? Let me handle it, if he gets sketchy, then I will turn it over to you

[DBTrek]

It's ok to punch a dude, Smitty.
You're half-American.
That gives you clemency from the law Canadian politeness.

Jodi always says ; do you really want to pay a lawyer for that ? Let me handle it, if he gets sketchy, then I will turn it over to you

You have a majority of witnesses, you don't need a lawyer.

Creep: He punched me!
You: Nope.
Wife: I didn't see shit.

2 against 1. Case dismissed.

[Smitty-48]

It's ok to punch a dude, Smitty.
You're half-American.
That gives you clemency from the law Canadian politeness.

Jodi always says ; do you really want to pay a lawyer for that ? Let me handle it, if he gets sketchy, then I will turn it over to you

You have a majority of witnesses, you don't need a lawyer.

Creep: He punched me!
You: Nope.
Wife: I didn't see shit.

2 against 1. Case dismissed.

she is embarrassed now

she realizes that everybody at the dog park knows this guy was hitting on her,

she was the only one who didn't

I'll let her handle it, because next time she is going to slap him down publicly

I'll just kick back and enjoy the show