Election Reunion Thread for Old Timers Lurking

[Smitty-48]

see, if it had just been some sad young single guy hitting on my wife, I wouldn't have minded

but this latest guy hitting on my wife, was my age, so I was like, back the fuck off, Romeo

I’m like that about wearing a mask, though I can remember back-in-the-day getting jealous.

this guy was being a creep tho

my wife is very worldly, independent, she travels the world by herself

but she is innocent when it comes to men

I am the only lover she has ever had

she doesn't know what men are like

so this guy was playing off the dog thing,

he has a dog, and my wife is a dog MILF,

so he was using that to hustle her, using the dogs to make his play

just seemed creepy

[TheReal_ND]

O SHIT IT'S ¡JEB! FROM THE TOP ROPE

PANDAMONIUM

[Smitty-48]

my wife ended up agreeing with me

when I first said something, she got mad, like I was accusing her of encoraging him

but after she calmed down and thought about it

she says, you're right, that guy was using his dog to hit on me, what a creep !

[SuburbanFarmer]

You should come visit; man, would the tongues wag when we go to the clubs.

no need for me to go clubbing, when I got the hot chick already

here's my wife with my niece

my wife is 45, my niece is 24

but when they were in London together, guys thought they were college roommates

https://www.instagram.com/p/BVtz53Oj0l9/

Now that is a pretty face. Well done, dude.

[Smitty-48]

usually it's some young single guy hitting on her, doesn't see the wedding ring

but this guy knows she is married

and I was standing right there

so actually, he was flexing on me, with my own wife

but I couldn't just rip his head off, right there in front of my wife at the dog park, and he knew it

[Smitty-48]

You should come visit; man, would the tongues wag when we go to the clubs.

no need for me to go clubbing, when I got the hot chick already

here's my wife with my niece

my wife is 45, my niece is 24

but when they were in London together, guys thought they were college roommates

https://www.instagram.com/p/BVtz53Oj0l9/

Now that is a pretty face. Well done, dude.

thanking you on her behalf, she would be flattered, I'm sure

[Martin Hash]

my wife ended up agreeing with me

when I first said something, she got mad, like I was accusing her of encoraging him

but after she calmed down and thought about it

she says, you're right, that guy was using his dog to hit on me, what a creep !

I count how many times in a night my wife gets hit on; nobody before 10 pm but after that she can rack up half-a-dozen in 90 minutes. Nature of the beast.

[DBTrek]

[Montegriffo]

my wife ended up agreeing with me

when I first said something, she got mad, like I was accusing her of encoraging him

but after she calmed down and thought about it

she says, you're right, that guy was using his dog to hit on me, what a creep !

I count how many times in a night my wife gets hit on; nobody before 10 pm but after that she can rack up half-a-dozen in 90 minutes. Nature of the beast.

Are you saying it takes a couple of hours hard drinking first?

[Martin Hash]

my wife ended up agreeing with me

when I first said something, she got mad, like I was accusing her of encoraging him

but after she calmed down and thought about it

she says, you're right, that guy was using his dog to hit on me, what a creep !

I count how many times in a night my wife gets hit on; nobody before 10 pm but after that she can rack up half-a-dozen in 90 minutes. Nature of the beast.

Are you saying it takes a couple of hours hard drinking first?

That was the implication; she is in her 60s after all.