Covidian Body-Snatchers

[Hanarchy Montanarchy]

I’m having trouble making out what you’re saying through the mask. Have you ever considered not wearing it?

Is that a metaphor or something?

This whole mask conflict thing is bananas.

[Martin Hash]

That’s trivializing your liberty & my knowledge.

[Martin Hash]

Covidians have superior DNA that includes the ability to determine who’s telling the truth about a topic even though they have little personal expertise in the subject themselves. It’s a kind of mindreading, probably of alien origin. Unfortunately, I’m not in that gene line so I had to obtain wisdom the hard way. Worse yet, in a comparison of their mindreading ability vs. my hard-earned knowledge, I come out the loser. Mysticism always wins in the end.

[SuburbanFarmer]

At bowling league tonight, there was apparently a Covidian complaining that not everyone was wearing a mask, and threatening to leave the league.

I had a good laugh about it with the owner, when he told me.

[Martin Hash]

At bowling league tonight, there was apparently a Covidian complaining that not everyone was wearing a mask, and threatening to leave the league.

I had a good laugh about it with the owner, when he told me.

That story improved my mood.

[Hanarchy Montanarchy]

That’s trivializing your liberty & my knowledge.

Only if you've read my mind, and determined I am pro-mask.

[Martin Hash]

That’s trivializing your liberty & my knowledge.

Only if you've read my mind, and determined I am pro-mask.

Tell me what Nukedog’s thinking right now. (I bet it’s dirty!)

[Martin Hash]

He’s not wearing a mask, is he. Nuke’s probably responsible for the demise of bowling leagues around the country. Turn that mofo in. (Could you get an extra armband for me?)

[Hanarchy Montanarchy]

You're obsessed with these arm bands.

You sitting Shiva for the Republic or something?

[Martin Hash]

I like engraved pencils too; did you get extras of those?