Real Olympic thread [[[[NO HOCKEY ALLOWED]]]]]

[StCapps]

I’m trying to decide on a temporary avatar for the olympics. How do you guys like this one?

He helped the Avs win two Stanley Cups afterward, thus I forgave Forsberg long ago, well worth the trade off. A staple shootout move to this day.

[K@th]

Hastur- I'd rather look at girls. She's cute.

[K@th]

Unless brunettes are more your thing, of course.

[BjornP]

I’m trying to decide on a temporary avatar for the olympics. How do you guys like this one?

I'm thinking that if you squint really, really hard, it looks like a fishing boat with a red, messed up anchor and a yellow sea monster reaching upward.

[C-Mag]

FLAGGED

C-MAG 2 Demerits for violating thread rules with Hockey talk and insulting Islam

WTF
That was clearly about the Olympic team of the people of Sweden. Hockey was never mentioned and neither were Muslims.

Yeah but you just mentioned them now in your post:

Hockey was never mentioned and neither were Muslims.

Guilty!
Just take your demerits and move on. They do go on your permanent record, but usually you can get that expunged in a few years.

Fucking place turned into Swedenstan around here

[Hastur]

How about her?

[Speaker to Animals]

I am just so excited to watch the curling teams. Such an exciting sport. The thrill, the excitement, the manic sweeping with an imaginary broom.
Seriously, the only sport I'd even consider watching would be ski-shooting. Or whatever it may be called in English. I feel too bad about secretly wishing for a spectacular crash during bob-slead and ski-jumping to watch those sports.

Women's curling is alright. Just don't let your woman know we only watch that shit for the ass.

[K@th]

Fucking place turned into Swedenstan around here

Don't worry, the automated demerit system I'm developing for Martin isn't fully functional, yet. It probably won't be ready for beta mode before the Olympics are over. I shouldn't have told Daralon about it. He can't keep anything a secret.

[Montegriffo]

How about her?

Historically inaccurate. Everybody knows Vikings didn't drink bottled water.

[BjornP]

Must. Resist. Urge. To joke about women and brooms.

Broom, or "kost" in Danish, is a way men in some parts of Denmark refer to a wife or girlfriend who (depending on region )either A. Has a very hairy pussy, B. Is a bit of a witch (flying brooms, yannow?) or C. Is - or who you'd wish was more of a - domestic housewife.

It's impossible for me to watch curling without at least chuckling when they start sweeping furiously.