Too smart to win, too dumb to know when she was beaten.TheReal_ND wrote:
tfw too smart to be elected
Kid Rock '18
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The Conservative
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#NotOneRedCent
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Fife
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Some of you all are familiar with Kurt Schlichter. He's pretty funny usually. (Any of you all read People's Republic or Indian Country yet?)
We Must Elect Senator Kid Rock
We Must Elect Senator Kid Rock
The news that Southern-fried rock/rapper Kid Rock will be running for some timeserving Dem hack’s Senate seat in Michigan should make every normal American smile and spill a 40 to his homies. The future Senator Rock deserves your eager support for two critical reasons: First, it will drive the liberals insane. Second, it will make George Will and the rest of Team Fredocon soil themselves.
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So, Kid Rock for Senate 2018. His campaign slogan should be “You’ve done a lot worse,” because we have. Sure, maybe he’ll “Start an escort service for all the right reasons/And set up shop at the top of Four Seasons,” but at least this time we will have elected a pimp instead of another ho.
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Kazmyr
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Kid Rock '18
"'Cause fuck it, why not?"
"'Cause fuck it, why not?"
Martin Hash wrote:Liberty allows people to get their jollies any way they want. Just don't expect to masturbate with my lotion.
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apeman
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This will never get old to meThe Conservative wrote:
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Kid Rock '18
"The 17th Amendment seemed like a good idea huh."
"The 17th Amendment seemed like a good idea huh."
HAIL!
Her needs America so they won't just take his shit away like in some pussy non gun totting countries can happen.
-Hwen
Her needs America so they won't just take his shit away like in some pussy non gun totting countries can happen.
-Hwen
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Martin Hash
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Here's hopin' the Kid Rock candidacy is real.
Shamedia, Shamdemic, Shamucation, Shamlection, Shamconomy & Shamate Change
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Ex-California
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17th Amendment is my favorite one outside of the Bill of Rights. Fuck my "betters". Fuck them right in the assHanarchy Montanarchy wrote:Kid Rock '18
"The 17th Amendment seemed like a good idea huh."
No man's life, liberty, or property are safe while the legislature is in session
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Fife
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Where did the Senators touch you?California wrote:17th Amendment is my favorite one outside of the Bill of Rights. Fuck my "betters". Fuck them right in the assHanarchy Montanarchy wrote:Kid Rock '18
"The 17th Amendment seemed like a good idea huh."
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Okeefenokee
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bitter.California wrote:17th Amendment is my favorite one outside of the Bill of Rights. Fuck my "betters". Fuck them right in the assHanarchy Montanarchy wrote:Kid Rock '18
"The 17th Amendment seemed like a good idea huh."
GrumpyCatFace wrote:Dumb slut partied too hard and woke up in a weird house. Ran out the door, weeping for her failed life choices, concerned townsfolk notes her appearance and alerted the fuzz.
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clubgop
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Your betters? Do you even know your state legislators?California wrote:17th Amendment is my favorite one outside of the Bill of Rights. Fuck my "betters". Fuck them right in the assHanarchy Montanarchy wrote:Kid Rock '18
"The 17th Amendment seemed like a good idea huh."
