Aaron Hernandez committed suicide in jail

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Re: Aaron Hernandez committed suicide in jail

Post by Penner » Wed Apr 19, 2017 7:05 pm

heydaralon wrote:I've been making a lot of tasteless jokes in this thread because he went to my college but in all seriousness the guy was a piece of dog shit. I think he blinded a friend in one eye too. What a dick.

Why am I not surprised?
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Re: Aaron Hernandez committed suicide in jail

Post by TheReal_ND » Wed Apr 19, 2017 7:06 pm

MOLDIES!!!

I knew it would come to me. That's what they call jail house burritos. Also, use secret the feminine deodorant. Only once every few days unless you're a gay. Chop up the little soaps they give you and mix them with the shampoos they give you and throw in a little lotion if you can find it and you have a damn fine soap bar. Pink dove is great if you get some through the commissary.

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Re: Aaron Hernandez committed suicide in jail

Post by Penner » Wed Apr 19, 2017 7:07 pm

heydaralon wrote:I wonder where they get the ground beef... Here's a hint, probably from the same place that spoon went..

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Re: Aaron Hernandez committed suicide in jail

Post by Okeefenokee » Wed Apr 19, 2017 7:10 pm

heydaralon wrote:
GrumpyCatFace wrote:Wtf?
Great scene. Basically Robson got kicked out of the Aryan Brotherhood because he got a gum transplant from a black man. As a result, he was by himself and the Italians and Muslims tried to kill him. So he sought out Wolfgang who gave him protection in exchange for sexual slavery. The spoon was inserted into his anus to get him used to the humiliations he would endure from then on. Really powerful stuff.
oz is fucking awesome. prison break was for kids.
GrumpyCatFace wrote:Dumb slut partied too hard and woke up in a weird house. Ran out the door, weeping for her failed life choices, concerned townsfolk notes her appearance and alerted the fuzz.

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Re: Aaron Hernandez committed suicide in jail

Post by heydaralon » Wed Apr 19, 2017 7:16 pm

Okeefenokee wrote:
heydaralon wrote:
GrumpyCatFace wrote:Wtf?
Great scene. Basically Robson got kicked out of the Aryan Brotherhood because he got a gum transplant from a black man. As a result, he was by himself and the Italians and Muslims tried to kill him. So he sought out Wolfgang who gave him protection in exchange for sexual slavery. The spoon was inserted into his anus to get him used to the humiliations he would endure from then on. Really powerful stuff.
oz is fucking awesome. prison break was for kids.
Who was your favorite character?
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Re: Aaron Hernandez committed suicide in jail

Post by heydaralon » Wed Apr 19, 2017 7:20 pm

McManus was such a liberal pussy. He would always go out on a limb for the prisoners and then act shocked when they fucked him over. He did it every time. Its like dude you work in a prison full of sociopaths, this should no longer be surprising. Querns was the better warden. He understood how to run emerald city.
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Re: Aaron Hernandez committed suicide in jail

Post by Okeefenokee » Wed Apr 19, 2017 7:25 pm

heydaralon wrote:
Okeefenokee wrote:
heydaralon wrote:
Great scene. Basically Robson got kicked out of the Aryan Brotherhood because he got a gum transplant from a black man. As a result, he was by himself and the Italians and Muslims tried to kill him. So he sought out Wolfgang who gave him protection in exchange for sexual slavery. The spoon was inserted into his anus to get him used to the humiliations he would endure from then on. Really powerful stuff.
oz is fucking awesome. prison break was for kids.
Who was your favorite character?
They all had their moments to shine. Most of them anyway. Some of them didn't do any more than get ass fucked/shanked.

I can't see Shillinger in any other role and not think of him as a serial rapist.
GrumpyCatFace wrote:Dumb slut partied too hard and woke up in a weird house. Ran out the door, weeping for her failed life choices, concerned townsfolk notes her appearance and alerted the fuzz.

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Re: Aaron Hernandez committed suicide in jail

Post by heydaralon » Wed Apr 19, 2017 7:26 pm

Okeefenokee wrote:
heydaralon wrote:
Okeefenokee wrote:
oz is fucking awesome. prison break was for kids.
Who was your favorite character?
They all had their moments to shine. Most of them anyway. Some of them didn't do any more than get ass fucked/shanked.

I can't see Shillinger in any other role and not think of him as a serial rapist.
I always say that to people when those Farmers commercials come on. It is insane to me that any corporation would want to have that actor associated with their brand after his performance.
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Re: Aaron Hernandez committed suicide in jail

Post by Okeefenokee » Wed Apr 19, 2017 7:28 pm

heydaralon wrote:
Okeefenokee wrote:
heydaralon wrote:
Who was your favorite character?
They all had their moments to shine. Most of them anyway. Some of them didn't do any more than get ass fucked/shanked.

I can't see Shillinger in any other role and not think of him as a serial rapist.
I always say that to people when those Farmers commercials come on. It is insane to me that any corporation would want to have that actor associated with their brand after his performance.
Yep, same thing here. I think most people think of him as a nice dad like he played in juno.
GrumpyCatFace wrote:Dumb slut partied too hard and woke up in a weird house. Ran out the door, weeping for her failed life choices, concerned townsfolk notes her appearance and alerted the fuzz.

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Re: Aaron Hernandez committed suicide in jail

Post by TheReal_ND » Wed Apr 19, 2017 7:33 pm

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