Men's Day is March 14th - Let's all Celebrate

[Fife]

Lots of other wives around here to get to first.

Not many intact assholes, tho.

[TheReal_ND]

What? I'm not the one saying we need another commie holiday here.

Ah............ did you get triggered little Snowflake ?

No. I'm just pointing out that women's day was started in communist Russia. I also don't think men need a day to honor them just for having a dick. That's dumb.

[C-Mag]

What? I'm not the one saying we need another commie holiday here.

Ah............ did you get triggered little Snowflake ?

No. I'm just pointing out that women's day was started in communist Russia. I also don't think men need a day to honor them just for having a dick. That's dumb.

Calm Down. You sound triggered.

Go ahead and let a scream. Cry if you need to, get it out.




You know this is joke right ? No one seriously wants to put a holiday on the Federal Calendar that calls for men to get Steak and Blowjobs. WTF, do you think Bill Clinton is in Office ?

[Fife]

No one seriously wants to put a holiday on the Federal Calendar that calls for men to get Steak and Blowjobs.

Eh.... I would prolly vote for changing La Fête du Génie to the Day of Steaks and Blowjobs.

That's just me tho, I know.

[TheReal_ND]

You know this is joke right ? No one seriously wants to put a holiday on the Federal Calendar that calls for men to get Steak and Blowjobs. WTF, do you think Bill Clinton is in Office ?

I really can't tell with some of y'all. Steak and Blowjob Day just reminds me of the chuckle head morning disc jockey that wouldn't shut up about it for weeks.

But seriously, I've never heard of Women's Day until this year and it's communist in origin.

[C-Mag]

That's why I compared to the Man Show. It was a lot of crude young man humor, pretty much Steak and Blowjob Day. There are so many bullshit holidays and observances people try to start. I'm pretty sure there eventually will be an Irritated Vagina Day in the future.


Today is also Pi day 3.14, celebrate by eating a pie for $3.14
If that's not enough.

2017 Daily Holidays that fall on March 14, include:
Bake a Pie in Solidarity Day
Clean Monday - March 14, 2016 (Public Holiday in Greece)
International Ask A Question Day 
Learn About Butterflies Day 
Moth-er Day 
National Pi Day 
National Potato Chip Day 
Organize Your Home Office Day - March 14, 2017 (Second Tuesday in March)
Save a Spider Day

2017 Weekly Holidays that include March 14, are:
Brain Awareness Week - March 13-19, 2017
Campfire USA Birthday Week - March 12-18, 2017 (Second Full Week in March) (Founded March 17, 1910)
Girl Scout Week - March 12-18, 2017 (Second Week of March)
International Brain Awareness Week - March 13-19, 2017
Lent - Begins on Ash Wednesday - March 1 - April 13, 2017
Make Mine Chocolate - (Campaign kicks off annually on Feb 15, and ends on Easter which is April 16, 2017)
National Agriculture Week - March 12-18, 2017
National Pulmonary Rehabilitation Week - March 12-18, 2017 (Third Week of March)
Orthodox Lent - February 27 - April 7, 2017
Patient Safety Awareness Week - March 12-18, 2017
Termite Awareness Week - March 12-18, 2017
Turkey Vultures Return to the Living Sign - March 11-17

So today, you get Steak, Potato Chips, pie and a Blowjob.

Sounds pretty good.

[TheReal_ND]

Probably just triggered by the moronic day because I sure as fuck can't afford a steak, let alone a blow job. It's stupid and you're stupid.

[Montegriffo]

Probably just triggered by the moronic day because I sure as fuck can't afford a steak, let alone a blow job. It's stupid and you're stupid.

Pah, much more flavour in a decent brisket anyway and half the price. Steak is over-rated. Blow jobs not so much......

[Speaker to Animals]

Brisket is much better than steak.

[C-Mag]

Brisket is much better than steak.

You guys are crazy.