SARS Pt. 2 - Wuhan Boogaloo

[StCapps]

What she didn't know was that her moms was hot for me too

One time Shan was in Cuba for a modelling shoot and her dad was in the field on exercise

So it was just me and her little brother and her moms around the house

Her moms was taking a shower downstairs

I came down to move some beer from the pantry to the fridge

Her moms was just standing there in the den, in her bathrobe, and it was open

Just looking at me like you can have it if you want it

I just backed out of there slowly, that was too much woman for me back then

Chickened out

When I told my Da he just lolled and made a chicken sound "buck-buck-buck"

Your dad was jokes.

[Smitty-48]

What she didn't know was that her moms was hot for me too

One time Shan was in Cuba for a modelling shoot and her dad was in the field on exercise

So it was just me and her little brother and her moms around the house

Her moms was taking a shower downstairs

I came down to move some beer from the pantry to the fridge

Her moms was just standing there in the den, in her bathrobe, and it was open

Just looking at me like you can have it if you want it

I just backed out of there slowly, that was too much woman for me back then

Chickened out

When I told my Da he just lolled and made a chicken sound "buck-buck-buck"

Your dad was jokes.

He would have loved you, you would have loved him

[StCapps]

What she didn't know was that her moms was hot for me too

One time Shan was in Cuba for a modelling shoot and her dad was in the field on exercise

So it was just me and her little brother and her moms around the house

Her moms was taking a shower downstairs

I came down to move some beer from the pantry to the fridge

Her moms was just standing there in the den, in her bathrobe, and it was open

Just looking at me like you can have it if you want it

I just backed out of there slowly, that was too much woman for me back then

Chickened out

When I told my Da he just lolled and made a chicken sound "buck-buck-buck"

Your dad was jokes.

He would have loved you, you would have loved him

My dad would have loved your dad too, would have loved his taste in music, in particular.

[Smitty-48]

Your dad was jokes.

He would have loved you, you would have loved him

My dad would have loved your dad too, would have loved his taste in music, in particular.

All my buddies loved my Da, he was the real life of the party, constantly on the make

When he died, they all showed up to his wake, in full dress uniform, including the RSM

[StCapps]

He would have loved you, you would have loved him

My dad would have loved your dad too, would have loved his taste in music, in particular.

All my buddies loved my Da, he was the real life of the party, constantly on the make

When he died, they all showed up to his wake, in full dress uniform, including the RSM

Plus both Leafs and Ticat fans. Both got high as giraffe pussy, similar political leanings.

[Cid]

That one of our protocols, outer garments like coats get hung on a line on the porch for 90 minutes min.

UV kills it in 45 to 60 min.

That's the wrong fucking type of UV you fuckstick.

[Smitty-48]

My dad would have loved your dad too, would have loved his taste in music, in particular.

All my buddies loved my Da, he was the real life of the party, constantly on the make

When he died, they all showed up to his wake, in full dress uniform, including the RSM

Plus both Leafs and Ticat fans. Both got high as giraffe pussy, similar political leanings.

Same as me, love-hate with the Loafs, addiction like cigarettes

He was a coach, so he always said he wasn't a fan but rather a student of the game

He was more loyal to Steeltown than the 6ix, his father was from Steeltown, good ol' Lorne Smith

WWII vet, and a Great American in the end

[StCapps]

Same as me, love-hate with the Loafs, addiction like cigarettes

That's my dad to a tee as well. Being a Leafs, Ticats and Browns fan has made him the ultimate sports pessimist. Your dad warned you about the Leafs addiction, but it was too late, My dad warned me about Leafs addiction and I wisely heeded his warning.

[Cid]

I've lived my entire life with urban folks pretending superiority over my country ass. They claim to be sophisticated, enlightened and more intelligent. They never miss a turn to shit on my type of folk. They don't give one fuck when a tragedy hits a rule location be it flood, fire, tornado or blizzard.

Yet, I'm supposed to get worked up when a disease hits NYC. Hah. Enjoy your city, take in a ballet, and fucking pray we keep supplying your stupid asses.

Go fuck yourself, I live not far from DC now because that's where the jobs were for me and my wife. Still have family in TX.

I hope to God this shit doesn't hit you.

I'd rather you die from something more comical, like taking Alex Jones silver pills (because my faith in his quality control is lacking).

[Smitty-48]

I've lived my entire life with urban folks pretending superiority over my country ass. They claim to be sophisticated, enlightened and more intelligent. They never miss a turn to shit on my type of folk. They don't give one fuck when a tragedy hits a rule location be it flood, fire, tornado or blizzard.

Yet, I'm supposed to get worked up when a disease hits NYC. Hah. Enjoy your city, take in a ballet, and fucking pray we keep supplying your stupid asses.

Go fuck yourself, I live not far from DC now because that's where the jobs were for me and my wife. Still have family in TX.

I hope to God this shit doesn't hit you.

I'd rather you die from something more comical, like taking Alex Jones silver pills (because my faith in his quality control is lacking).

Mother of Mayhem

It is El Cid as I live and breath

Nice to see you, after all these years, my friend