WTF Canada?!

[Smitty-48]

I’m watching my run time plummet by minutes and my injuries taking over a week to heal in my mid 40s.

Biggest mistake you can make is to assume that your body remains the same as when you're a kid.

As you get older you have to take longer to heal... it's time to adjust... don't keep hammering.

The biggest mistake is thinking that anything is going to save you from going over the top.

The trick is to convince yourself that you are already dead.

Then you can keep hammering, because when you can't hammer it anymore, what's the point?

Yoga?

Fuck yoga.

[DrYouth]

Yoga?

Fuck yoga.

I get that saying "fuck yoga" is super satisfying...
It rolls right off the tongue.
But my back doesn't care... it gives credit where credit is due.

But I prefer to do my yoga in private... I admit it's kind of embarrassing.

I'm getting old tho... I'm passed being embarrassed for the most part.

Next year I'm 50.

[Smitty-48]

Yoga?

Fuck yoga.

I get that saying "fuck yoga" is super satisfying...
It rolls right off the tongue.
But my back doesn't care... it gives credit where credit is due.

But I prefer to do my yoga in private... I admit it's kind of embarrassing.

Yoga is for girls, sissy boy.

I bet I could choke the life out of you, with one hand, while I was smoking a cigarette, and you wouldn't be able to stop me with all your might.

Have a plan to kill every man you meet, Yoga will not save you.

I hammered my back, 120lbs rucksacks for years on end. My back is fine. No problemo. No yoga.

Some guys just get hurt all the time, always on the shelf for something. They're just sickly.

Not me. I bet I'll just keep on hammering, until I keel over dead.

From a massive heart attack if I'm lucky.

Boom. Gone. That's the way to go.

[DrYouth]

Yoga is for girls, sissy boy.

I bet I could choke the life out of you, with one hand, while I was smoking a cigarette, and you wouldn't be able to stop me with all your might.

Have a plan to kill every man you meet, Yoga will not save you.

I hammered my back, 120lbs rucksacks for years on end. My back is fine. No problemo. No yoga.

Some guys just get hurt all the time, always on the shelf for something. They're just sickly.

Not me. I bet I'll just keep on hammering, until I keel over dead.

From a massive heart attack if I'm lucky.

Boom. Gone. That's the way to go.

We can't all be killing machines.

So keep on hammering.

I'll drink you a toast when you keel over and I expect the same of you.

[Smitty-48]

We can't all be killing machines.

Homo Sapiens Sapiens apex predator male is a killing machine by definition.

Some guys are just sickly. Thankfully, that has not been my destiny.

There but by the grace of God, I suppose. I don't get hurt. I don't get sick. I don't know why, I just go with it.

[Smitty-48]

I was even hit by a truck once, in downtown traffic, sent me flying, I landed on my back.

Jumped right back up and walked it off. The doctor said I broke my coccyx bone, but that was it.

[Smitty-48]

That was actually one of those moments when you think you're a dead man.

Suddenly the truck is just there and it's going to hit you, and you're just "ah fuck, this is. . ."

And then you're flying through the air, in the hands of the Lord and no other.

[Smitty-48]

That's how it happens.

You'll never see the one coming that gets you.

So don't worry about it. Don't bother trying to duck it.

Enjoy the now. There is no future.

[Smitty-48]

And to the larger topic at hand, understand that Canada is already dead.

I spent my entire life studying Canada. I can confirm; it's dead.

Vive le Quebec, vive le Quebec libre.

I just enjoy the truth of it. I enjoy the epiphany. The revelation. Keeps things fresh and interesting.

It's fun being a Pequiste.

[DrYouth]

Have a plan to kill every man you meet.

That's gotta be a hell of a way to live.
Can you relax around your buddies?
Or are you keeping an eye on them just in case.
Or does a killing machine like you have buddies?