Comey the Criminal Commie - You're Fired

User avatar
clubgop
Posts: 7978
Joined: Wed Nov 30, 2016 5:47 pm

Re: Comey the Commie - You're Fired

Post by clubgop » Tue May 16, 2017 6:01 pm

Senior officials with direct knowledge on the matter say I am having chicken tonight. Confirmation soon to come.
Top
Okeefenokee
Posts: 12950
Joined: Wed Nov 30, 2016 10:27 pm
Location: The Great Place

Re: Comey the Commie - You're Fired

Post by Okeefenokee » Tue May 16, 2017 6:05 pm

My cousin was doing a brake job for a senior official, and he said Trump leaves the light on when he leaves a room.

He'll never survive this.
GrumpyCatFace wrote:Dumb slut partied too hard and woke up in a weird house. Ran out the door, weeping for her failed life choices, concerned townsfolk notes her appearance and alerted the fuzz.

viewtopic.php?p=60751#p60751
Top
User avatar
TheReal_ND
Posts: 26035
Joined: Wed Nov 30, 2016 6:23 pm

Re: Comey the Commie - You're Fired

Post by TheReal_ND » Tue May 16, 2017 6:17 pm

As much crap that people like me get for sometimes being partial to CT stories they sure as shit don't present anything more reasonable than a flat earth argument for their stories.
Top
User avatar
clubgop
Posts: 7978
Joined: Wed Nov 30, 2016 5:47 pm

Re: Comey the Commie - You're Fired

Post by clubgop » Tue May 16, 2017 6:18 pm

Senior officials have confirmed the President leaves the toliet seat up and the TP under instead of over.

He is self impeaching.
Top
User avatar
TheReal_ND
Posts: 26035
Joined: Wed Nov 30, 2016 6:23 pm

Re: Comey the Commie - You're Fired

Post by TheReal_ND » Tue May 16, 2017 6:19 pm

If he pisses in the public shitter I will be the first to string him up.

But I'm awaiting confirmation from buzzfeed.
Top
User avatar
clubgop
Posts: 7978
Joined: Wed Nov 30, 2016 5:47 pm

Re: Comey the Commie - You're Fired

Post by clubgop » Tue May 16, 2017 6:42 pm

TheReal_ND wrote:If he pisses in the public shitter I will be the first to string him up.

But I'm awaiting confirmation from buzzfeed.
If I want to know which power Ranger I am, biuzzfeed.

Zesty low cal chicken recipes, buzzfeed

The 62 secrets that will drive him wild, buzzfeed.

National security news with sources deeply embedded in the government, ah fuck it, buzzfeed.

Is there anything they cant do?
Top
User avatar
TheReal_ND
Posts: 26035
Joined: Wed Nov 30, 2016 6:23 pm

Re: Comey the Commie - You're Fired

Post by TheReal_ND » Tue May 16, 2017 6:49 pm

No!
Top
User avatar
SuburbanFarmer
Posts: 25287
Joined: Wed Nov 30, 2016 6:50 am
Location: Ohio

Re: Comey the Commie - You're Fired

Post by SuburbanFarmer » Tue May 16, 2017 10:02 pm

Yep. Get those deck chairs nice and neat fellas.
SJWs are a natural consequence of corporatism.

Formerly GrumpyCatFace

https://youtu.be/CYbT8-rSqo0
Top
Okeefenokee
Posts: 12950
Joined: Wed Nov 30, 2016 10:27 pm
Location: The Great Place

Re: Comey the Commie - You're Fired

Post by Okeefenokee » Tue May 16, 2017 10:03 pm

GrumpyCatFace wrote:Yep. Get those deck chairs nice and neat fellas.
He'll never survive this.
GrumpyCatFace wrote:Dumb slut partied too hard and woke up in a weird house. Ran out the door, weeping for her failed life choices, concerned townsfolk notes her appearance and alerted the fuzz.

viewtopic.php?p=60751#p60751
Top
User avatar
Ex-California
Posts: 4116
Joined: Tue Nov 29, 2016 11:37 pm

Re: Comey the Commie - You're Fired

Post by Ex-California » Tue May 16, 2017 10:24 pm

clubgop wrote:
TheReal_ND wrote:If he pisses in the public shitter I will be the first to string him up.

But I'm awaiting confirmation from buzzfeed.
If I want to know which power Ranger I am, biuzzfeed.

Zesty low cal chicken recipes, buzzfeed

The 62 secrets that will drive him wild, buzzfeed.

National security news with sources deeply embedded in the government, ah fuck it, buzzfeed.

Is there anything they cant do?
They have the most beautiful staffers too

Image
No man's life, liberty, or property are safe while the legislature is in session
Top

Return to “Current Events”