United Airlines beats the shit out of passenger

[SuburbanFarmer]

I'll take a sweet Audi or Benz, thank you. In real life, though, I'm currently shopping minivans. I hate myself.

[Speaker to Animals]

I'll take a sweet Audi or Benz, thank you. In real life, though, I'm currently shopping minivans. I hate myself.

Get one with two screens in the back and headphones to silence the children.

[SuburbanFarmer]

I'll take a sweet Audi or Benz, thank you. In real life, though, I'm currently shopping minivans. I hate myself.

Get one with two screens in the back and headphones to silence the children.

That's the plan. Going with the Sienna. Apparently, it's the only swagger wagon with AWD.

[Speaker to Animals]

I'll take a sweet Audi or Benz, thank you. In real life, though, I'm currently shopping minivans. I hate myself.

Get one with two screens in the back and headphones to silence the children.

That's the plan. Going with the Sienna. Apparently, it's the only swagger wagon with AWD.

It's worth getting the latest Consumer Reports guide.

There's no shame in driving a minivan with lots of kids. It says your genes were selected to survive.

[Okeefenokee]

A buddy of mine has a town and country, and he loves it. He keeps all the seats folded down most of the time, so it's like a work van.

[TheReal_ND]

Fuckimg Top Gear did an episode with a sorry minivan where helmet guy outran motorcycles but for the life of me I never could find the YouTube when I tried searching for it before. I want to say it was a Mazda. It was honestly moving pretty well.

[Smitty-48]

My brother-in-law just got a Pacifica, ugly as shit, but it's the fastest minivan on the market, 0-60 in 7.2, QM in 15.3, which ain't half bad, for a minivan.

I don't see why you have to surrender your manberries just because you have kids, they don't need to be drven around in a bus, and there's plenty of storage space; in a Chevy Tahoe.

[Penner]

I'll take a sweet Audi or Benz, thank you. In real life, though, I'm currently shopping minivans. I hate myself.

Get one with two screens in the back and headphones to silence the children.

That's the plan. Going with the Sienna. Apparently, it's the only swagger wagon with AWD.

You should do what this Uber driver did- he hooked up an NES system so his passengers can play old NES games in the back:

It’s always nice when you get into an Uber car, and the driver offers you snacks and beverages (or wildly inappropriate personal stories). One driver went above and beyond by adding something extra special to his car: a fully functional NES Classic Edition.

https://www.geek.com/games/uber-driver- ... t-1696667/

[Smitty-48]

Kids don't even care about video games anymore, all you need to shut them up is a smartphone, so get your a kid an Android Phone, and get yourself a War Truck, Chevy Tahoe Rally Sport, or if you want to keep it gangster, the Premiere with big rims and leather interior, fuck the minivan, just tell em that if they want to ride the bus, they can have a bus pass, but if they want to ride with you; get in the fuckin' truck.

2018 RST, 6.2L V8, VVT, 420hp-460lbft, 10 spd Camaro gearbox, Magride, 22" rims, 0-60 in 5.7, this truck is a Hoss, fuckin' Delta Force up in here, me likey, me wanty.

[Ex-California]

I'll take a sweet Audi or Benz, thank you. In real life, though, I'm currently shopping minivans. I hate myself.

Get one with two screens in the back and headphones to silence the children.

That's the plan. Going with the Sienna. Apparently, it's the only swagger wagon with AWD.

The Swagger Wagon is dope, but at the price you're paying and the MPG you're getting you might as well get a fullsize truck

That being said, I like these for some reason



You can get them in AWD as well