Hurricane Harvey

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Re: Hurricane Harvey

Post by Speaker to Animals » Thu Aug 31, 2017 2:41 pm

If you are going to spend the day singing anti-alcohol gospel, you might as well get liquored-up.

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Re: Hurricane Harvey

Post by Speaker to Animals » Thu Aug 31, 2017 2:47 pm

Baptists have great music.

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Re: Hurricane Harvey

Post by Fife » Fri Sep 01, 2017 5:48 pm

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Re: Hurricane Harvey

Post by Montegriffo » Sat Sep 02, 2017 8:43 am

So did anyone work out why God hates Texas?
Can't just be because it voted Trump, must be more to it than that...
For legal reasons, we are not threatening to destroy U.S. government property with our glorious medieval siege engine. But if we wanted to, we could. But we won’t. But we could.
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Re: Hurricane Harvey

Post by apeman » Sat Sep 02, 2017 9:02 am

Montegriffo wrote:So did anyone work out why God hates Texas?
Can't just be because it voted Trump, must be more to it than that...
Houston is progressive and I think they have a lesbian mayor, so the narrative isn't what you think it is, and the literally hitler texans from outside Houston came to help at personal cost without hesitation.

Go take a religious conclusion out of that now.
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Re: Hurricane Harvey

Post by Montegriffo » Sat Sep 02, 2017 9:09 am

Ah, must be ''God hates fags'' then, my mistake....
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Re: Hurricane Harvey

Post by Okeefenokee » Sat Sep 02, 2017 9:13 am

Well you tried.
GrumpyCatFace wrote:Dumb slut partied too hard and woke up in a weird house. Ran out the door, weeping for her failed life choices, concerned townsfolk notes her appearance and alerted the fuzz.

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Re: Hurricane Harvey

Post by Speaker to Animals » Sat Sep 02, 2017 9:16 am

Montegriffo wrote:Ah, must be ''God hates fags'' then, my mistake....

Kind of seems the more accurate conclusion is that you hate God, and you don't waste any moment to remind everybody.
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Re: Hurricane Harvey

Post by Montegriffo » Sat Sep 02, 2017 9:27 am

Just wondering why God ignored all those prayers about his hurricane.
Maybe the neighbouring States prayed harder.
Oh well, at least he didn't kill 14,000 like the Hindu, Muslim and Bhuddist Gods did in the last week.
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Re: Hurricane Harvey

Post by Speaker to Animals » Sat Sep 02, 2017 9:28 am

Montegriffo wrote:Just wondering why God ignored all those prayers about his hurricane.
Maybe the neighbouring States prayed harder.
Oh well, at least he didn't kill 14,000 like the Hindu, Muslim and Bhuddist Gods did in the last week.

Where did God promise you that he would preserve you from natural disaster and hardships if you pray hard enough?
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