Meanwhile in Iraq & Syria

[TheReal_ND]

Pentagon statement:


In other words: muh dick

[Smitty-48]

50 TLAM's all in the same spot, without a single kill? Ya'll just been wagged the dog.

Smits, all this shit fails the basic smell test. Assad gassing kids, Trump popping off 60+ TLAM. All of this looks like fake assed news.


WTF happens next?

That dog gonna be waggin', it's ye olde Monica Lewinsky drill, "fuck, that whole Obamacare repeal and replace thing went to shit, quick, Mattis, get me something to shoot TLAM's at... but make sure we don't kill any Rooskies, you know how this works..."

[Speaker to Animals]

The Russian position on this:

[SuburbanFarmer]

DOW up tmrw and ignores that census report or whatever that was supposed to come out tmrw

Yeah, I can't even explain the market at this point. Complete insanity.

[Alexander PhiAlipson]

What reasonable explanation is there for Assad gassing people in Syria?

Remember the SS John Harvey!

[TheReal_ND]

The Russian position on this:

lol I love that headline punctuation.

I honestly believe after all I've see so far that the most likely scenario is that if chemical weapons were used they were chlorine with some expired saryn (that stuff has a shelf life) stolen before Assad could turn it all over in 2013. I think the rebels false flagged it in order to get the regime change. If so, it looks like Trump might have played this quite possibly well. Not my ideal situation because I wanted to be bros with Russia but it might be the best possible outcome.

Tldr Bannon just saved the world. For now.

[TheReal_ND]

What reasonable explanation is there for Assad gassing people in Syria?

Remember the SS John Harvey!

I'm going to need the tldr version poodle man

[Smitty-48]

If Mr. Ivan has any stones left in his sack, he'll hit back with something, I'd recommend a strike against US special forces teams in Syria, up the ante and call Trump's bluff, shaq em deliberately, but then just say "whoops, my bad, sorry bout that... biiiitch".

[adwinistrator]

DOW up tmrw and ignores that census report or whatever that was supposed to come out tmrw

Yeah, I can't even explain the market at this point. Complete insanity.

Increased military operations in ME = increased regional instability = crude oil futures up

[kybkh]

I just realized the drunker you become the funnier war gets.

I mean fucking CNN is playing TLAM launches as background music. TBQF, kinda relaxing like rain on a tin roof.

Then Don Lemon chimes in and I want to be like "what the fuck you doind on Table Rock Lake?".