If you did it for the putty, tell me she's a qt at least
She was cute before she spawned 3 kids Parenthood is not great for physical beauty.
What about after the first one though? How powerful were the drunk goggles when the Cubs won the World Series?
That was the 2nd happiest day of my life, until the twins were born. I could have fucked a donkey
Remember, I was downtown in Cleveland watching it happen live. Spirit of my grandfather was there. Animal spirit was strong. Was the best of evenings, drunk and weeping, never been more ecstatic.
She's gonna go there eventually tho, once she's used you up, you'll be replaced
Nuke knows
Pretty unlikely. I make it rain all over, and she knows I'd take the kids with me.
I pay the cost to be the boss, playa.
you're not going to get the kids, be real, dude
this chick knows what she's doing,
she's been taking you to the cleaners all along, by your own admission
Grumpy fronting like he's running shit when she literally had his balls in jar at least from the day he found out she had his kid, and probably well before that
How he still underestimates her deviousness at this point is truly insane, he's walk right into a buzzsaw completely oblivious, exploiting his love of his children to her own advantage
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Pretty unlikely. I make it rain all over, and she knows I'd take the kids with me.
I pay the cost to be the boss, playa.
you're not going to get the kids, be real, dude
this chick knows what she's doing,
she's been taking you to the cleaners all along, by your own admission
Not through any craftiness of her own. Just my own over-developed conscience. She couldn’t support them on her own, even with child support.
She is crafty enough to rope you into a loveless marriage using your kids to hold you hostage
/shrugs
If she finds a wealthier man than you, who has as poor of a choice in women as you do, you're going to get dropped real fast
You ain't that rich dude, not sure why you think bribing her into staying is going to work forever, she's just biding her time, and if money is all that is keeping her there, well you need to watch your back even more than we think you did before you said that
Parenthood is not great for physical beauty.
