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[Smitty-48]

As long as I don't shit myself.

Meh, you were going to shit yourself one way or the other, look on the bright side, in the grand scheme of things, nuclear firestorm is actually a fantastic way to go, beats colostomy bag ass cancer, which is how you were going to go anyways, and side benefit; all these other fucking dickheads go with you.

Not so nice for the children, parents with children, that would be the most horrible fate imaginable, but, if you weren't actually dumb enough to get suckered into the procreation scam, it's all a rather funny joke in the end, like, off colour joke, sure, gallows humour, no doubt, but still, cackling with spiteful glee all the way, when you embrace the suck, which, if you don't have children, that's what life is all about in the end.

[Smitty-48]

It's like that scene in Cormac McCathy's The Road, when the wife is like "oh woe is me, I can't go on, I'm not going to witness this, I'm going to kill myself..."

Like, rly? You're going to kill yourself before you get to see this? What are you, fuckin' retarded? This would be the ultimate in historical events, plenty of time to kill yourself later, when you get the bone cancer, but to kill yourself before you get to see it all get its ultimate comeuppance? Miss the end of civilization as we know it?

That was daft, that was the only part of the story where I was like "lame, what a fuckin' douche"

Not saying my wife would be happy about it, I'm sure she'd be quite in shock, none the less, you don't puss out, you just keep on grinding, keep on rocking on this rock in space, until you can't get up anymore, then you go to the shotgun, which, it all ends there anyways in the end, far better to go by your own hand, than in the clutches of the medical professionals with tubes hanging out of your undignified ass.

[Hanarchy Montanarchy]

Covered in shit, with a mocking rictus.

Sounds about right. Those road agents and blood cults can come right at me.

[Smitty-48]

Covered in shit, with a mocking rictus.

Sounds about right. Those road agents and blood cults can come right at me.

Meh, I seriously doubt there would be that many hostiles about, there comes a point where trying to gain a leg up is pointless, a few might be want to be king of the radioactive dipshits, but I think most people would actually be surprisingly humane in the face of the ultimate inhumanity event.

[Smitty-48]

To wit, while Homo Sapiens Sapiens is the ultimate apex predator, there is also a circuit in the chimp brain which tells Homo Sapiens Sapiens when wanton predation is actually counterproductive, the duality of Homo Sapiens Sapiens, it's a Jungian thing.

[Hanarchy Montanarchy]

Taking the long view, the 'adjustment period' for post-civilization will be remembered as a halcyon period of milk and honey, when there were civilization's scraps for all.

But, it will be less stable, with more personal violence than our current heights. More like living in the projects than living off the land.

[Smitty-48]

More honest and forthright violence to some actual practical purpose, rather than passive-agressive meta violence in the name of some political tribe? Whatevs, just play out the string, and die with your boots on, all any Homo Sapiens Sapiens could really ask for, in the grand scheme of things.

[Smitty-48]

That is to say, giant frikkin universe, tiny little rock, even tinier little chimps, colostomy bag wrinkled old crone in a bed, or young and beautiful into a nuclear firestorm, boots off or boots on?

Boots on sexy motherfucking chimp, going down swinging on this rock, for the win, anyway you slice it.

Live in the now, die in the now, boots on and fancy free, there is no future, and there never was, you were never going to get there, and even if you did, you wouldn't have liked it anyways.

Wot? Full stop, no more future, die in the now with boots on? What's so bad about that? Sounds like a plan actually.

[Montegriffo]

This is why nothing is ever going to be done about green house gases. People are either in denial or fatalistic.
Never going to happen or too late now.
Same with the national debt. Classic "not my problem" thinking from the oldies and "man that's years away" from the youngsters.

[Smitty-48]

Oh fuck, Smitty LeMay is more than ready to let those birds fly, just to stick it to the greenhouse gas spewing lefties, DEFCON mutherfuckin' One, the next time some lefty twat says "climate change", please do, any survivors are to go Cormac McCarthy cannibal about it, and eat them while they are still alive to witness it. Can be done, just start with cooking the extremities.

Not my problem? Oh, I'd take that problem on, gimme the fuckin' CIP keys, I'll nuke those enviro-lefties into the stone age right now, and sleep like a baby after.