The Destroyer of All Western Values

[Smitty-48]

Man, this sunshine is unreal, I'm getting brown as a berry up in here, I could use an appetizer before supper, I'm getting a hankerin' for guacamole and chips, Empire of Liberty, baby, life is good.

[DBTrek]

Sure . . . ANYONE can see the Sun from Canada.

. . . but only Americans have seen it from the moon.

[jediuser598]

Sure . . . ANYONE can see the Sun from Canada.

. . . but only Americans have seen it from the moon.

Burn.

I'm stealing that.

[Smitty-48]

Hup, cancel them chips, the wife just showed up with french cut double thick pork chops, brussel sprouts to grill, wild mushroom risotto, and a beet salad, skip the appetizer, commence the BBQ right now methinks, this is like living at a resort, winter's over, summer's here, hallelujah, hellelujah, praise the Lord.

[StCapps]

Hup, cancel them chips, the wife just showed up with french cut double thick pork chops, brussel sprouts to grill, wild mushroom risotto, and a beet salad, skip the appetizer, commence the BBQ right now methinks, this is like living at a resort, winter's over, summer's here, hallelujah, hellelujah, praise the Lord.

Bye Winter.

[Smitty-48]

Mitsubishi Evo X and Nissan GT-R, parked side by each in the driveway, see them Millenials out there, drooling over my whips? If I wasn't so shit faced from these martinis already, I'd go out there and do some donuts for them, just to rub it in.

What's our beef against this Empire again? Livin' the dream up in here, this is mighty nice, I don't get why Cletus Magnus would run from this shit, where's he gonna go?

[DBTrek]

You all get the new Dodge Demon up in Canada?

[Smitty-48]

You know what? I saw one at the liquor store parking lot yesterday, when I was buying this Finlandia and a few bottles of wine, it's a tight whip, but my wife didn't like it, "too Dukes of Hazzard" says she.

[TheReal_ND]

I've never even heard of this car.... I'm doing something right

[Smitty-48]

It's just the new Challenger SRT, Hellcat 2.0

I mean, if you want a truck engine in your sportscar, knock yourself out I guess, Gojira's not concerned, see ya...