THE ERA OF TRUMP

[Smitty-48]

Save it for pillow talk with your youthful lotus, Hanoi Jane.

My wife is a genetic jackpot, no doubt, only a few years younger than Melania, and she still gets carded at the liquor store to prove she's 19. She does dye her hair, but when she does, some people think she's my daughter instead of my wife.

I'm not talking about Mrs. Smits, and I did not mean to imply her into our conversation in any way. I'm talking about our respective fantasies. I mentioned Melania, you touted Marilyn. Melania > Marilyn.

Oh, well, I'm totally hot for my wife, loud and proud about it, I didn't realize that was a no-no, sorry, my bad. Back to your fantasies, don't mind me.

You said pillow talk, so obviously I thought you were talking about my wife, who else would I have pillow talk with?

[Fife]

You said pillow talk, so obviously I thought you were talking about my wife, who else would I have pillow talk with?

Just us forum mouseketeers. :goteam:

[SuburbanFarmer]

Bill, sure, but Jack? Please, she ain't no Marilyn Monroe, get real.

1. Marilyn was not in the same time zone as the WH when JFK took the oath.

2. Melania > Marilyn, every day of the week, and twice on Sunday.

Tonight is when the private parts of the WH hits its apex to date. Not really a debate at all, eh?

1. Marilyn once, is worth a thousand nights with Melania. Melania is the dictionary definition of "meh",

2. Ivanka on the other hand, getting into the Monroe zone now, Rat Pack; we likey.

I'd second the Ivanka pick. Melanoma could use another 10 lbs to fill out her curves.

No idea why people like Marylin so much. Nice curves, but not a hot face, and annoying voice.

[Smitty-48]

You said pillow talk, so obviously I thought you were talking about my wife, who else would I have pillow talk with?

Just us forum mouseketeers. :goteam:

Tru, and two Labrador Retrievers of course, we're a "let the dogs on the bed" family here, I know, I know, we spoil them, but they ain't working dogs, so its OK.

[Smitty-48]

I'd second the Ivanka pick. Melanoma could use another 10 lbs to fill out her curves.

Melanomia, too right, she's a leathery sunblasted botoxy facelift crone, Cruela de Vil in da house.

Ivanka however, now you're talkin'. Mind you, Alt-Righters; a Joo, shalom.

[TheReal_ND]

I'm going with Monroe. Crazy is good in bed.

[Speaker to Animals]

I'm going with Monroe. Crazy is good in bed.

Don't stick your dick in crazy.

[Smitty-48]

I'm going with Monroe. Crazy is good in bed.

Made in America, baby, milk fed, with a slice of apple pie in the trunk. Czech Republican bony goldiggers on botox? Meh.

Ivana wasn't hot, Melania isn't hot, the only Trump girl who is hot, is the all American one; Ivanka, milk fed, apple pie in the trunk.

Why ya'll Americans would be drooling over some bony assed European transvestite lookin broad is beyond me.

[C-Mag]

What is she thinking?

My balls need some air?

[Smitty-48]

Good lord, Melania just walked past the camera on tv, and she is like a praying mantis up in here, you can practically see her ribcage right through the suit, somebody should have told her that the camera only adds ten pounds, so if you fast before the innaugural you're going to look like you've been on the Auschwitz diet.