SARS Pt. 2 - Wuhan Boogaloo

[Smitty-48]

How about that reaction from the campaign manager too? Absolutely priceless, poor bastard.

I know, I thought the camera froze, but then I see the clock in the corner rolling, he's just frozen solid

Then the funeral when Joe Says Travis' balls were like golden nuggets

That's just what the family wanted to hear, no doubt.

Mrs Smitty was so right, it does just keep getting crazier and crazier

She says "and you know it's true, because nobody could even make this stuff up"

[StCapps]

I know, I thought the camera froze, but then I see the clock in the corner rolling, he's just frozen solid

Then the funeral when Joe Says Travis' balls were like golden nuggets

That's just what the family wanted to hear, no doubt.

Mrs Smitty was so right, it does just keep getting crazier and crazier

She says "and you know it's true, because nobody could even make this stuff up"

If you tried to make it up, no one would believe it, wouldn't even seem real. Mrs Smitty nailed it.

[Smitty-48]

That's just what the family wanted to hear, no doubt.

Mrs Smitty was so right, it does just keep getting crazier and crazier

She says "and you know it's true, because nobody could even make this stuff up"

If you tried to make it up, no one would believe it, wouldn't even seem real. Mrs Smitty nailed it.

They're like the Hayseed Sopranos, every damn one of these people is a criminal of one sort or another

Exotic animals is organized crime, I knew it must be shady, but not this shady

[StCapps]

I totally saw the Travis thing coming, reason being they would have been dying to interview him if he had been still been alive, so after the first few episodes and no Travis talking to documentary folks, I knew something happened to him, my spidey sense was tingling.

[Smitty-48]

I totally saw the Travis thing coming, reason being they would have been interviewing him if he had been still been alive, so after the first few episodes I knew something happened to him.

The one armed lesbian is still the craziest of them all, I can't believe that shit, even now

[StCapps]

I totally saw the Travis thing coming, reason being they would have been interviewing him if he had been still been alive, so after the first few episodes I knew something happened to him.

The one armed lesbian is still the craziest of them all, I can't believe that shit, even now

Fighting media spin > Keeping your arm

[Smitty-48]

I totally saw the Travis thing coming, reason being they would have been interviewing him if he had been still been alive, so after the first few episodes I knew something happened to him.

The one armed lesbian is still the craziest of them all, I can't believe that shit, even now

Fighting media spin > Keeping your arm

Back to work in only seven days with the tiger that ate your arm

I mean, she is one hardcore dyke, but that is insane

[StCapps]

The one armed lesbian is still the craziest of them all, I can't believe that shit, even now

Fighting media spin > Keeping your arm

Back to work in only seven days with the tiger that ate your arm

I mean, she is one hardcore dyke, but that is insane

Where in the fuck did he get the paramedic jacket?

[Smitty-48]

He deserves to hang just for shooting the five tigers, what a douche

Didn't even have the balls to shoot Baskin himself, no courage of his convictions

[StCapps]

He deserves to hang just for shooting the five tigers, what a douche

Didn't even have the balls to shoot Baskin himself, no courage of his convictions

RIP Cuddles

The dude he hired wasn't exactly reliable or trustworthy either.