Trump and Giuliani threaten Cohen’s family? Thoughts?

[heydaralon]

There ya go.

In this lyric I meant the traffic cone is turned on its side and measured that way, so a bit wider than my poem suggested. But I think we all get the picture. You can't cruise around truck stop bathrooms for years and not become a medical curiosity. This guy could be the spokesman for Preparation H AND a majority shareholder.

[JohnDonne]

I’m sure the targets of my ridicule have fair and valuable opinions of the job I’m doing ridiculing them. jk, I don’t think that.

As for hater-stalker-darolan,
I would love to craft a witty rhyming response but at this point it’s like encouraging an unhealthy obsession.

[PartyOf5]

I’m sure the targets of my ridicule have fair and valuable opinions of the job I’m doing ridiculing them. jk, I don’t think that.

As for hater-stalker-darolan,
I would love to craft a witty rhyming response but at this point it’s like encouraging an unhealthy obsession.

So what you're saying is......you submit.

[JohnDonne]

Submit to what exactly?

I rap battled two posers...I mean posters, and as an act of mercy to the form they both quit. So far so good...

Now I'm supposed to make diss raps indefinitely to every hillbilly that figures out how to write a limerick?

Does Muhammad Ali fight trash bums?

[Montegriffo]

I’m sure the targets of my ridicule have fair and valuable opinions of the job I’m doing ridiculing them. jk, I don’t think that.

As for hater-stalker-darolan,
I would love to craft a witty rhyming response but at this point it’s like encouraging an unhealthy obsession.

So what you're saying is......you submit.

A self-declared victory means fuck all in this game
you have to post in rhyme if winning is your aim
snarky little gotchas ain't gonna to make your name
your ankle biting spite is gettin' kinda lame
when you think you're winning with ridicule and shame
everybody else just thinks ''inane, no brain and tame''

[clubgop]

Submit to what exactly?

I rap battled two posers...I mean posters, and as an act of mercy to the form they both quit. So far so good...

Now I'm supposed to make diss raps indefinitely to every hillbilly that figures out how to write a limerick?

Does Muhammad Ali fight trash bums?

Muhammad Ali doesn't fight anybody anymore. And he certainly would call all his opponents trash bums. That is how trash talk works. The adult contemporary artist telling us how battle rap works is what is out of place here.

Case in point, fucking English Flaggot reading Dr. Suess for his paramours and then stealing that for battle.

[JohnDonne]

Submit to what exactly?

I rap battled two posers...I mean posters, and as an act of mercy to the form they both quit. So far so good...

Now I'm supposed to make diss raps indefinitely to every hillbilly that figures out how to write a limerick?

Does Muhammad Ali fight trash bums?

Muhammad Ali doesn't fight anybody anymore. And he certainly would call all his opponents trash bums. That is how trash talk works. The adult contemporary artist telling us how battle rap works is what is out of place here.

Trash talk doesn't work, because it's not a person, and therefore it can't get a job.
That's me being literal like you.

And Ali would call them trash bums, that's why I called my opponents trash bums while implying that I'm like Ali. He wouldn't fight actual trash bums though, which is why I won't either.

[Speaker to Animals]

Ali was overrated.

[Montegriffo]

Ali was overrated.

Nah, he was a great poet (for a boxer).

"Joe's gonna come out smokin'/ But I ain't gonna be jokin'. /This might shock and amaze ya /But I'm going to destroy Joe Frazier."

"You think the world was shocked when Nixon resigned?/Wait `til I whup George Foreman's behind./Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee./His hand can't hit what his eyes can't see."

"Now you see me, now you don't.
George thinks he will, but I know he won't.
I done wrassled with an alligator, I done tussled with a whale.
Only last week I murdered a rock, injured a stone, hospitalized a brick.
I'm so mean, I make medicine sick."

"I got speed and endurance./You'd better increase your insurance."

[PartyOf5]

A self-declared victory means fuck all in this game
you have to post in rhyme if winning is your aim
snarky little gotchas ain't gonna to make your name
your ankle biting spite is gettin' kinda lame
when you think you're winning with ridicule and shame
everybody else just thinks ''inane, no brain and tame''

You mention ankle biting a lot. Is that your fetish with the young boys?