Trump and Giuliani threaten Cohen’s family? Thoughts?

JohnDonne
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Re: Trump and Giuliani threaten Cohen’s family? Thoughts?

Post by JohnDonne » Wed Jan 30, 2019 6:27 pm

I'm really sorry I didn't get what you're referencing.

You and the writer were both born at the turn of the century,

Maybe if your references came from the current century

You'd be able to relate to the current generation's penury.

You say they're not your fans,
Must be how nerds
That in highschool got pansed
Get revenge on cool kids that don't spam.

I think your problem is
You confuse sarcasm for argument,
That's part of it,
The other part is your forum's
Starving.
It looks bad to assume my position
But just go back to resuming you bitchin,

Just don't feel smug for the writing you consume,
That's why your bad rhymes take up so much room,
Learn to write before you hit the tomb.

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DBTrek
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Re: Trump and Giuliani threaten Cohen’s family? Thoughts?

Post by DBTrek » Wed Jan 30, 2019 6:37 pm

Sorry you find my writing unclear, I pay more in taxes from it than you make in a year. Still glad to see you ain’t no quitter, you should take your act to Twitter. Not because it suits you better, but because nothing you think needs more than 280 letters.
"Hey varmints, don't mess with a guy that's riding a buffalo"

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clubgop
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Re: Trump and Giuliani threaten Cohen’s family? Thoughts?

Post by clubgop » Wed Jan 30, 2019 6:56 pm

clubgop wrote:
Thu Jan 24, 2019 5:14 pm
JohnDonne wrote:
Thu Jan 24, 2019 7:57 am
Shut yo bitch ass up, nigga.

And Clubby/Hash, this ain't a drive by, this is a stop-by, as in I stopped by to fuck up your neighborhood, that's why my ride is parked on your lawn, I could give a fuck if you like my jams, if ya lookin for smoke ya found it.
What he thinks he sounds like...


What he actually sounds like....
I predicted this thread on Page 16.
Clairvoyance pristine.
Vision of the future as beautiful as the Sistine.
Ruling over all of you like Palpatine

JohnDonne
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Re: Trump and Giuliani threaten Cohen’s family? Thoughts?

Post by JohnDonne » Wed Jan 30, 2019 8:12 pm

Looks like Palpatine's got his scalpel clean,
His lightsaber recalibrated to a bris
Never seen a grown man get castrated
At his own baby shower,
He'll have to salvage it up in his bower,
If only his clairvoyance
Predicted this annoyance
Now like Buck angel this Hasidic
Jew pill wrangler has gotta piss.

And Trek, I'm glad the reader's digest still takes submissions
I was missin the last 1000 issues,
Guess I'll catch your star trek fan fiction
Where spock and kirk do missionary,
When they used alien goo to stop the friction,
Being paid for that shit is hard for me to picture,
Maybe you'll be less bitter if you learn to twitch.

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clubgop
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Re: Trump and Giuliani threaten Cohen’s family? Thoughts?

Post by clubgop » Thu Jan 31, 2019 1:15 am

They get worst. You would think practice makes perfect.

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Fife
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Re: Trump and Giuliani threaten Cohen’s family? Thoughts?

Post by Fife » Thu Jan 31, 2019 6:44 am

Only one shall exit the octagon.

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DBTrek
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Re: Trump and Giuliani threaten Cohen’s family? Thoughts?

Post by DBTrek » Thu Jan 31, 2019 11:14 am

clubgop wrote:
Thu Jan 31, 2019 1:15 am
They get worst. You would think practice makes perfect.
Yeah, he kinda peaked with the #2 response, which I thought was pretty solid. I came back a couple times trying to see if lightning would strike twice, but at this point I'm convinced it will not.

More than comfortable letting things stand as they are for posterity.
"Hey varmints, don't mess with a guy that's riding a buffalo"

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Re: Trump and Giuliani threaten Cohen’s family? Thoughts?

Post by pineapplemike » Thu Jan 31, 2019 1:21 pm

wu tang is for the children

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Re: Trump and Giuliani threaten Cohen’s family? Thoughts?

Post by heydaralon » Thu Jan 31, 2019 2:32 pm

JohnDonne wrote:
Wed Jan 30, 2019 6:27 pm
I'm really sorry I didn't get what you're referencing.

You and the writer were both born at the turn of the century,

Maybe if your references came from the current century

You'd be able to relate to the current generation's penury.

You say they're not your fans,
Must be how nerds
That in highschool got pansed
Get revenge on cool kids that don't spam.

I think your problem is
You confuse sarcasm for argument,
That's part of it,
The other part is your forum's
Starving.
It looks bad to assume my position
But just go back to resuming you bitchin,

Just don't feel smug for the writing you consume,
That's why your bad rhymes take up so much room,
Learn to write before you hit the tomb.

Turned on my stove on low/
no reason these crabs can't enjoy the show/
Eating crustaceans don't make you a sinner/
But please feel free to leave the family dinner/
Taking a stand on your own/
But a bug hit your windshield on the way home/
Invertabrate murder just like your crab eating dad/
Does that make you just as bad?/
You pretend that you only eat soy beans alone/
But its widely known you eat meat with a bone/
swallowing grindr dick you set up with your phone/
with an asshole the size of a traffic cone/
Shikata ga nai

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clubgop
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Re: Trump and Giuliani threaten Cohen’s family? Thoughts?

Post by clubgop » Thu Jan 31, 2019 4:42 pm

heydaralon wrote:
Thu Jan 31, 2019 2:32 pm
JohnDonne wrote:
Wed Jan 30, 2019 6:27 pm
I'm really sorry I didn't get what you're referencing.

You and the writer were both born at the turn of the century,

Maybe if your references came from the current century

You'd be able to relate to the current generation's penury.

You say they're not your fans,
Must be how nerds
That in highschool got pansed
Get revenge on cool kids that don't spam.

I think your problem is
You confuse sarcasm for argument,
That's part of it,
The other part is your forum's
Starving.
It looks bad to assume my position
But just go back to resuming you bitchin,

Just don't feel smug for the writing you consume,
That's why your bad rhymes take up so much room,
Learn to write before you hit the tomb.

Turned on my stove on low/
no reason these crabs can't enjoy the show/
Eating crustaceans don't make you a sinner/
But please feel free to leave the family dinner/
Taking a stand on your own/
But a bug hit your windshield on the way home/
Invertabrate murder just like your crab eating dad/
Does that make you just as bad?/
You pretend that you only eat soy beans alone/
But its widely known you eat meat with a bone/
swallowing grindr dick you set up with your phone/
with an asshole the size of a traffic cone/
There ya go.