Congressman Steve Scalise (R) shot

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Re: Congressman Steve Scalise (R) shot

Post by Montegriffo » Wed Jun 14, 2017 4:32 pm

Go on, Google ''greatest knight'' see what comes up.
Your Russian didn't even make this top ten
http://www.toptenz.net/top-10-plus-one- ... tory.php/3
1. William Marshal (1146-1219, English)
William Marshal is the greatest knight of the middle ages because he satisfied all the virtues of knighthood despite the odds against him. He was immensely skillful with all sorts of arms; was loyal to his lord; defended the faith gallantly; won the favor of a great woman; was the most famous knight of his times and thereafter; was respected, diplomatic and merciful. He made his mark kicking the steel pants of all comers at the many tournaments held during his day, and that didn’t mean he won crummy trophies; no, he literally kicked ass and took names – so that he could ransom those defeated knights with their families. Aside from actual battle, the tournament was the one place a knight could enjoy combat, be seen by his betters, and display his prowess. And with the money William bought better arms and land, on top of gaining prestige.
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Re: Congressman Steve Scalise (R) shot

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Re: Congressman Steve Scalise (R) shot

Post by Smitty-48 » Wed Jun 14, 2017 4:39 pm

Montegriffo wrote:Go on, Google ''greatest knight'' see what comes up.
Your Russian didn't even make this top ten
When it comes to the greatest knight in history, I think I'll take God's word over Google's, thanks, you're trumping Christianity with a top ten list from Google? Who is your man again? The 1st Earl of Blasphemy?

When you require Google to verify your bona fides as a Christian soldier, you're no knight at all apparently, but when Christianity itself cannonizes you as a Saint, you are at that juncture the greatest knight in history, by the definition of knight in fact.
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Re: Congressman Steve Scalise (R) shot

Post by Hanarchy Montanarchy » Wed Jun 14, 2017 4:44 pm

Smitty-48 wrote: Next question; list all the steps in the Immediate Action upon stoppage for the M240 General Purpose Machine Gun?
1. Toss that sum'bitch, dead weight in the bushes.
2. Run like hell.
3. Profit.
HAIL!

Her needs America so they won't just take his shit away like in some pussy non gun totting countries can happen.
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Re: Congressman Steve Scalise (R) shot

Post by Montegriffo » Wed Jun 14, 2017 4:46 pm

Smitty-48 wrote:
Montegriffo wrote:Go on, Google ''greatest knight'' see what comes up.
Your Russian didn't even make this top ten
When it comes to the greatest knight in history, I think I'll take God's word over Google's, thanks, you're trumping Christianity with a top ten list from Google? Who is your man again? The 1st Earl of Blasphemy?

When you require Google to verify your bona fides as a Christian soldier, you're no knight at all apparently, but when Chritianity itself cannonizes you as a Saint, you are at that juncture the greatest knight in history, by the defeinition of knight in fact.
Arch Bishop of Canterbury aka God's right hand man begs to differ.
For legal reasons, we are not threatening to destroy U.S. government property with our glorious medieval siege engine. But if we wanted to, we could. But we won’t. But we could.
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Re: Congressman Steve Scalise (R) shot

Post by Fife » Wed Jun 14, 2017 4:52 pm

FFS

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Re: Congressman Steve Scalise (R) shot

Post by Smitty-48 » Wed Jun 14, 2017 5:01 pm

Montegriffo wrote:
Smitty-48 wrote:
Montegriffo wrote:Go on, Google ''greatest knight'' see what comes up.
Your Russian didn't even make this top ten
When it comes to the greatest knight in history, I think I'll take God's word over Google's, thanks, you're trumping Christianity with a top ten list from Google? Who is your man again? The 1st Earl of Blasphemy?

When you require Google to verify your bona fides as a Christian soldier, you're no knight at all apparently, but when Chritianity itself cannonizes you as a Saint, you are at that juncture the greatest knight in history, by the defeinition of knight in fact.
Arch Bishop of Canterbury aka God's right hand man begs to differ.
Guess you should have cannonized him when you had the chance, Stevie, as now Saint Alex sits at the foot of God himself, while nobody in England even remembers who Billy Marshal was anymore.
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Re: Congressman Steve Scalise (R) shot

Post by Montegriffo » Wed Jun 14, 2017 5:05 pm

Smitty-48 wrote:
Montegriffo wrote:
Smitty-48 wrote:
When it comes to the greatest knight in history, I think I'll take God's word over Google's, thanks, you're trumping Christianity with a top ten list from Google? Who is your man again? The 1st Earl of Blasphemy?

When you require Google to verify your bona fides as a Christian soldier, you're no knight at all apparently, but when Chritianity itself cannonizes you as a Saint, you are at that juncture the greatest knight in history, by the defeinition of knight in fact.
Arch Bishop of Canterbury aka God's right hand man begs to differ.
Guess you should have cannonized him when you had the chance, Stevie, as now Saint Alex sits at the foot of God himself, while nobody in England even remembers who Billy Marshal was anymore.
Oh no, we remember William Marshal still, it's God we've forgotten.
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Re: Congressman Steve Scalise (R) shot

Post by Smitty-48 » Wed Jun 14, 2017 5:09 pm

You do realize that your Google "Top Tenz Greatest Knights" lists "Sir Galahad" as the "5th Greatest Knight" of all time, right?

LOL. Nuff said about sourcing Google for your historical record, eh wot?
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Re: Congressman Steve Scalise (R) shot

Post by TheReal_ND » Wed Jun 14, 2017 5:10 pm

lol