THE ERA OF TRUMP

[Speaker to Animals]

Denmark was pretty strong in those days.

[C-Mag]

They had a good 300 year run.

[Fife]

Pretty badass up through Claudius.

[BjornP]

They had a good 300 year run.

I'm fairly sure the Kalmar Union was territorially larger than Canute the Great's shortlived empire. Also, Canute was Christian as was his father and grandfather.

DB:

Hint: Why did Vikings sail every direction possible, but never form an army to march against the Holy Roman Empire directly to their South?

They did, several times. Heard of the Normans? But some huge army meant to invade and conquer the whole of the HRE? Nope. No reason to, either. The few invasions they tried to launch against the Danes failed. Even so, he viking kings were mostly small, local kings that we'd probably call chieftains today. By the time a Danish king - in his own words - unified Denmark, the kingdom was officially Christian.

[DBTrek]

By the time a Danish king - in his own words - unified Denmark, the kingdom was officially Christian.

... and that’s how the last Jesus vs Odin showdown played out. So unless Odin has been putting in some time at the gym, I wouldn’t count on him and Denmark’s 1.17% GDP military saving Greenland from the ‘terrible swift sword’ of the US armed forces.

[Fife]

If Sen. Warren keeps having beer drinking live streams, her Oklahoma Native American cred might just skyrocket.

Maybe she can get Hillary to guest on her next show and bring the Injun hot sauce.

[BjornP]

By the time a Danish king - in his own words - unified Denmark, the kingdom was officially Christian.

... and that’s how the last Jesus vs Odin showdown played out. So unless Odin has been putting in some time at the gym, I wouldn’t count on him and Denmark’s 1.17% GDP military saving Greenland from the ‘terrible swift sword’ of the US armed forces.

Oh, we'd just pay hackers to persuade US voters that only "faggots", "SJW's", "Marxists/Socialists", "globalists" and leftists would support occupying Greenland and you'll back off, after you voted in an Alaskan inuit to show the elites just how much you're on to their globalist agenda.

And to the leftists we just need to say it would be racist, and if they're oldschool Marxist, "imperialist". Then we'd get some Greenlandic seal hunters to shoot three US soldiers. That should be enough for even the most soldier-friendly American to declare that "Goddammit! We lost enough American troops in these foreign wars! *grrrr*". At which point, you'll just start paying the Greenlandic government your own weight in equal parts dollars and seal blubber and the war's over.

[C-Mag]

If Sen. Warren keeps having beer drinking live streams, her Oklahoma Native American cred might just skyrocket.

Maybe she can get Hillary to guest on her next show and bring the Injun hot sauce.

So many questions about her Presidential run.

Will her campaign trail be called the Trail of Tears?
Will she mend fences and bury the hatchet with Trump?
Will she run an aggressive campaign and be on the Warpath?
Will she take early scalps in Iowa and New Hampshire?
Will other women wonder what its like to walk a mile in her Mocassins ?
At what point will Sen Warren go off the Reservation?

[Speaker to Animals]

God I wish reporters would say shit like that to her face.

[Speaker to Animals]

If we don't get another troll in 2024, I am not sure I will cope. People need to get Kanye up to speed or something.