THE ERA OF TRUMP

[TheReal_ND]

I once saw Chiklis and Shane Vendrell shake down some crack dealers for protection money and then double crossed a honduran human trafficking ring.

He pays me well for odd jobs. I've watched over his drug deal shakedowns a few times with a sniper rifle. When I was 10 years old the CIA tried to recruit me into their secret super soldier program but I was like "nah." Needless to say I'm a good shot. I keep an AR within hamreach pretty much 24/7. Not my first choice for sniper rifle but it does what I need it to do in pretty much any situation I usually come up against.

I know you are not trolling because you seem to have a really good knowledge on guns and intelligence agency lingo. Remind me not to cross you in day to day life. The secret soldier program wouldn't even be common knowledge to the public if it wasn't for the Snowden leaks.

Actually Snowden was one of theirs. Nothing leaked that wasn't supposed to. It was only pysop to get people on board for net neutrality and complete government regulation of the internet. The NSA had suffered too many bloody noses to the crypto kiddies of the 90's and have found work arounds but of course the swamp wants their piece of the pie to. Really not much to do with the CIA and I have to admit I only assume it was the CIA that tried to turn me because for all I know it could have been the NSA looking for auxiliary soldier units in the field. Whatever the case, I was like "look I could work for you but then my buddy that got his ass blown off in Iraq would be back over here and looking for a job while you faggots are shipping them overseas all so you can sit around and stroke your pussies while pushing fake news through facebook." I mean yeah I could work there but I would rather earn an honest living with my hands.

[heydaralon]

He pays me well for odd jobs. I've watched over his drug deal shakedowns a few times with a sniper rifle. When I was 10 years old the CIA tried to recruit me into their secret super soldier program but I was like "nah." Needless to say I'm a good shot. I keep an AR within hamreach pretty much 24/7. Not my first choice for sniper rifle but it does what I need it to do in pretty much any situation I usually come up against.

I know you are not trolling because you seem to have a really good knowledge on guns and intelligence agency lingo. Remind me not to cross you in day to day life. The secret soldier program wouldn't even be common knowledge to the public if it wasn't for the Snowden leaks.

Actually Snowden was one of theirs. Nothing leaked that wasn't supposed to. It was only pysop to get people on board for net neutrality and complete government regulation of the internet. The NSA had suffered too many bloody noses to the crypto kiddies of the 90's and have found work arounds but of course the swamp wants their piece of the pie to. Really not much to do with the CIA and I have to admit I only assume it was the CIA that tried to turn me because for all I know it could have been the NSA looking for auxiliary soldier units in the field. Whatever the case, I was like "look I could work for you but then my buddy that got his ass blown off in Iraq would be back over here and looking for a job while you faggots are shipping them overseas all so you can sit around and stroke your pussies while pushing fake news through facebook." I mean yeah I could work there but I would rather earn an honest living with my hands.

Have you noticed an uptick in the Conservative's shitposting? He will often discuss political stuff or attempt to drop names of the college's he allegedly did IT work at. Its like, dude I know a person who used the Devry computer system to register for classes, and even though its one of the best for profit (the profit comes from the big bucks its graduates make) colleges in the entire country, I don't need to bring this fact up. Hell, I could have gotten a scholarship at Devry if it wasn't for my bad knee in football, but I don't like to dwell on the past. I don't care how many colleges whose computer labs you installed windows patches on, I'm more concerned about the amount of facebook friends you have. I was once friends with a guy who was shortlisted for Real World Orlando and I will drop his name, because that is something that affects me personally.

[TheReal_ND]

I know you are not trolling because you seem to have a really good knowledge on guns and intelligence agency lingo. Remind me not to cross you in day to day life. The secret soldier program wouldn't even be common knowledge to the public if it wasn't for the Snowden leaks.

Actually Snowden was one of theirs. Nothing leaked that wasn't supposed to. It was only pysop to get people on board for net neutrality and complete government regulation of the internet. The NSA had suffered too many bloody noses to the crypto kiddies of the 90's and have found work arounds but of course the swamp wants their piece of the pie to. Really not much to do with the CIA and I have to admit I only assume it was the CIA that tried to turn me because for all I know it could have been the NSA looking for auxiliary soldier units in the field. Whatever the case, I was like "look I could work for you but then my buddy that got his ass blown off in Iraq would be back over here and looking for a job while you faggots are shipping them overseas all so you can sit around and stroke your pussies while pushing fake news through facebook." I mean yeah I could work there but I would rather earn an honest living with my hands.

Have you noticed an uptick in the Conservative's shitposting? He will often discuss political stuff or attempt to drop names of the college's he allegedly did IT work at. Its like, dude I know a person who used the Devry computer system to register for classes, and even though its one of the best for profit (the profit comes from the big bucks its graduates make) colleges in the entire country, I don't need to bring this fact up. Hell, I could have gotten a scholarship at Devry if it wasn't for my bad knee in football, but I don't like to dwell on the past. I don't care how many colleges whose computer labs you installed windows patches on, I'm more concerned about the amount of facebook friends you have. I was once friends with a guy who was shortlisted for Real World Orlando and I will drop his name, because that is something that affects me personally.

Admittedly, I have very little experience with colleges but I will say that when I was in high school CISCO Networks sponsored a course for the best and brightest of the class to take. They basically taught everything you needed to know to be a CISCO Network engineer to sophomores in high school. They promised me I would be driving a lambo after I finished the course and I could just drop out. The rub came when they realized we were nearly all acing the tests straight out of high school and they realized they could just import people from India to do the same shit for pennies. Shame really. I was scoring in the top 2% percantile with minimal effort.

[The Conservative]

I once saw Chiklis and Shane Vendrell shake down some crack dealers for protection money and then double crossed a honduran human trafficking ring.

Yeah, and then come back to me when you stop watching TV and think it's reality.

Steven Segal worked for the Arizona sheriffs department and Arpaijo. The Shield is a documentary the same as Cops. If you don't want to believe that, then go back to your sheltered nerfball world and pretend that people like Chiklis don't put their life in harm's way on a daily basis. I'll bet you think that C-span isn't real either.

Go home, you are drunk.

[pineapplemike]

i've got whiskey who's drinkin

[The Conservative]

i've got whiskey who's drinkin

Monkey Shoulder here.

[TheReal_ND]

One time me and Chiklis were out riding 4 wheelers after a night at the bar. He was telling me how to hunt boar on a 4 wheeler with a Bowie knife. Basically you ride around the woods and herd them up, night time is best because that is when they are most active. As soon as you pull alongside one of them you jump off the 4 wheeler with the knife in whichever hand is furthest away from the boar, wrap the close hand around the neck and go down with it while sticking the bowie knife into its chest all in one move or more like roll. Well we had been drinking a lot and we forgot that one of us was supposed to still be driving the 4 wheeler while one of us jumped off. When we rounded up a heard of them he pulled aside a big ol boar and hollered at me "there it is nuke! There's your bacon. Fuck Krogers nigga we bout to eat some motherfucking bacon tonite," all the while cutting ahead of it and forcing it to turn to avoid him. Surely, after a few big ass mugs of Miller Lite and three or six shots of tequila, I pulled my 4 wheeler along side of it with my knife out. He looked at me with a gleaming look in his eye and nodded at me with his teeth glinting in the moonlight. I gave him a look of wtf here goes nothing and jumped off the 4 wheeler. The next thing I knew was a sensation of being run over with a brillo pad but somehow, when the tumbling stopped I was face to face with a dead boar. That's when I looked up and saw my 4 wheeler barreling back towards me with the lights blinding me. I thought I was dead. I ended up with a steel plate in my skull to show for that little adventure.

[Haumana]

Trump is swinging that hatchet! Get it done early and often because it will be all be forgotten come 2020.

The White House on Wednesday suspended the press credentials of CNN Chief White House Correspondent Jim Acosta after he engaged in a heated back-and-forth with President Trump.

https://thehill.com/homenews/administra ... nns-acosta






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[pineapplemike]

[SuburbanFarmer]

TDS is not pretty in its final stages...