Minimum Wage just went up to $11.50 in Washington State. The price of milk is $2.68 a Gallon.

[Smitty-48]

It's like I say, my neighbor two doors down, he works in the beef industry, runs a meat plant, he's running a plant full of Filipinos cutting beef out in the middle of nowhere Alberta, he looking for help to run it, he knows I was a lead hand in the army, so he turns to me and says "hey, you want a job? I'm paying a $100K.."

He can't find any Canadians who are willing to cut beef, it's all Fillipinos, but he's even hard pressed to find Canadians who want to be managers, in buttfuck middle of nowhere Alberta.

[doc_loliday]

Can't a man walk down the street without being offered a 100k job? SMH

[Smitty-48]

I'd honestly do it, if I could take my wife with me, but my wife makes far more money than that, not to mention outright refuses to live in buttfuck middle of nowhere Alberta.

[Speaker to Animals]

Actually sounds like fun.

[DBTrek]

Fuuuuuuuuck meat packing, man.
I love my digits too much for that shit.

[Smitty-48]

Actually sounds like fun.

That's what I thought, but my wife's not a country girl, and in fairness, it really is in buttfuck middle of nowhere, it's just ranches and a beef plant, there's nothing else out there.

[Speaker to Animals]

Actually sounds like fun.

That's what I thought, but my wife's not a country girl, and in fairness, it really is in buttfuck middle of nowhere, it's just ranches and beef plant, there's nothing out there.

Dude, you are just selling it up to somebody like me.

[Speaker to Animals]

Next has going to tell us you get free cuts of beef year round.

[Smitty-48]

Actually sounds like fun.

That's what I thought, but my wife's not a country girl, and in fairness, it really is in buttfuck middle of nowhere, it's just ranches and beef plant, there's nothing out there.

Dude, you are just selling it up to somebody like me.

For a guy who has no desire for female companionship, it's probably the perfect job, because there's no chicks out there, just cows, and Filipino dudes.

[Speaker to Animals]

You can just order one from a Russian catalog these days.