F*** WORK

[Smitty-48]

Mozart and whatnot is fine, but that's just to break up the monotony of eating and fucking.

[Speaker to Animals]

Fuck this shit.

[Smitty-48]

Ultra Chimp has two modes. Troops in Contact. And Bonobo.

[Speaker to Animals]

Two different apes: warrior chimp and bonobo.

The only reason to have a UBI is for all the men to become Spartans. Let the robotic helots do the labor while we become apex warriors.

[Smitty-48]

Combined into one Ultra Chimp.

The less evolved aggressive Chimp pulls security, otherwise, fun Chimp goes back to mating.

[Speaker to Animals]

Warrior chimp trains, fights wars, breeds with his woman. Robot helots labor.

That's the only compromise. Old warrior chimps become leaders and direct training.

[TheReal_ND]

All we have to do is put pink hats on last year's memes and we are going to get those sweet Yangbux.

[Speaker to Animals]

Yang Gang would not survive training.

[Smitty-48]

Warrior chimp trains, fights wars, breeds with his woman. Robot helots labor.

That's the only compromise. Old warrior chimps become leaders and direct training.

Entirely plausible, in a more distant future, even Relativistic Velocity Chimp is unlikely to fight by robots alone.

[Fife]

But I read somewhere that UltraChimp gets bottomless tendies and a free sexbot.