StCapps Not Even Allowed To Start Threads Anymore

[Smitty-48]

As far as I am concerned, being a Canadian who doesn't like hockey is both foolish and uncultured.

I'm not really that worried about measuring up to your standards of culture Cappy.

But let's check my
Canada culture cred.

Multiple Tragically Hip concerts... check
Hockey game at Maple Leaf Gardens, check
Rafting on the Ottawa river, check
Beers at the Wheat Sheaf in Toronto, check
Worked at the Sky Dome, Canada's Wonderland and Centre Island, check
Road trip to Quebec City, check
Ate smoked meat at a deli in Montreal, check
Road trips to Kingston, Kitchener and Hamilton, check
Drank coffee in Corsa Italia, check
Skated on the Ottawa Canal, check
Skiing and Mountain biking in the Rockies, check
Canoeing in Algonquin Park, check

A tourist could do all that, a Torontonian who doesn't worship at the alter of Wendel Clark, is not one of us, we got immigrants who come from Southeast Asia walking around with Wendel Clark sweaters on, I grew up in Corso Italia, sure, they were the Azzuri Paisans, but they were all died in the wool Leaf fans too.

[DBTrek]

Sounds like we need a “Who is the most culturally Canadian” poll.

Shame Capps can’t start one, on account of being unable to start threads and all.

[Smitty-48]

Fife is more Canadian than DrY, Hastur is more Canadian than DrY, DrY is no Canadian at all, an alien unperson in our midst.

[Speaker to Animals]

DrY is pretty much a typical liberal Seattle resident. He doesn't strike me as Canadian at all. I wouldn't have guessed if he never told us. From our perspective, he's solid liberal, but in the Canadian world, he's pretty much center-left (and headed right).

[Smitty-48]

We don't care where you're from, we don't care what you look like, we don't care what your culture is, so long as you are a hockey fan, you're in, so long as you're not, you can never truly be one of us.

[SuburbanFarmer]

We don't care where you're from, we don't care what you look like, we don't care what your culture is, so long as you are a hockey fan, you're in, so long as you're not, you can never truly be one of us.

Packing my bag now.

[Smitty-48]

We don't care where you're from, we don't care what you look like, we don't care what your culture is, so long as you are a hockey fan, you're in, so long as you're not, you can never truly be one of us.

Packing my bag now.

Chicago Blackhawks fan; you're in, just like dat.

[Fife]

We don't care where you're from, we don't care what you look like, we don't care what your culture is, so long as you are a hockey fan, you're in, so long as you're not, you can never truly be one of us.

Packing my bag now.

Chicago Blackhawks fan; you're in, just like dat.

Just be careful he doesn't try to dump Toews' contract on you somehow.

[StCapps]

Packing my bag now.

Chicago Blackhawks fan; you're in, just like dat.

Just be careful he doesn't try to dump Toews' contract on you somehow.

As long as the Hawks pay half of that, Smitty is down, and I don't blame him.

[Smitty-48]

DrY doesn't even know who Johnny Toews is for crying out loud, if Grumpy never sets foot in Canada, he'll still be exponentially more Canadian than DrY, just a fact.