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Re: Florida Man thread

Post by Smitty-48 » Fri Oct 01, 2021 6:00 am

Montegriffo wrote:
Fri Oct 01, 2021 12:58 am
There's a reason women have a longer life expectancy.
we ran into some alligators on patrol at Eglin AFB

we had artillery simulator pyrotechnics we could have popped off on them

but they weren't aggressive, they just swam away from us

not like Saltwat4er Crocs, more like giant frogs
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Re: Florida Man thread

Post by doc_loliday » Fri Oct 01, 2021 6:04 am

DBTrek wrote:
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Been a while ... but Florida man is back:
https://twitter.com/kerethp/status/1443 ... gly.com%2F
That's a good neighbor right there if you ask me.

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Re: Florida Man thread

Post by Montegriffo » Fri Oct 01, 2021 6:54 am

Smitty-48 wrote:
Fri Oct 01, 2021 6:00 am
Montegriffo wrote:
Fri Oct 01, 2021 12:58 am
There's a reason women have a longer life expectancy.
we ran into some alligators on patrol at Eglin AFB

we had artillery simulator pyrotechnics we could have popped off on them

but they weren't aggressive, they just swam away from us

not like Saltwat4er Crocs, more like giant frogs
It's them Aussie ones you need to keep an eye on.
Nothing is safe...
https://www.abc.net.au/news/2021-10-01/ ... /100496512
For legal reasons, we are not threatening to destroy U.S. government property with our glorious medieval siege engine. But if we wanted to, we could. But we won’t. But we could.
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Re: Florida Man thread

Post by Smitty-48 » Fri Oct 01, 2021 6:57 am

Montegriffo wrote:
Fri Oct 01, 2021 6:54 am
Smitty-48 wrote:
Fri Oct 01, 2021 6:00 am
Montegriffo wrote:
Fri Oct 01, 2021 12:58 am
There's a reason women have a longer life expectancy.
we ran into some alligators on patrol at Eglin AFB

we had artillery simulator pyrotechnics we could have popped off on them

but they weren't aggressive, they just swam away from us

not like Saltwat4er Crocs, more like giant frogs
It's them Aussie ones you need to keep an eye on.
Nothing is safe...
exactly, Florida gators are not like their Australian cousins

the thing you have to watch out for in Florida is the venomous snakes

oh, and Black Widow spiders, it's crawling with those too
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Re: Florida Man thread

Post by Montegriffo » Fri Oct 01, 2021 7:05 am

I've cooked crocodile.
It's a great meat, very lean and cooks like a sirloin.
I never tried it though but everyone said it was nice.
Same with kangaroo.
I'm less of a vegetarian these days, my professional curiosity can over ride it sometimes. Not very often but if it's something a little different I'll have a taste. The last example was venison heart. Surprisingly good. I fried it like a steak and it was very tender. Stuffed with a cranberry force meat and roasted would be spectacular on a pub menu.
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Re: Florida Man thread

Post by Smitty-48 » Fri Oct 01, 2021 7:10 am

Montegriffo wrote:
Fri Oct 01, 2021 7:05 am
I've cooked crocodile.
It's a great meat, very lean and cooks like a sirloin.
I never tried it though but everyone said it was nice.
Same with kangaroo.
I'm less of a vegetarian these days, my professional curiosity can over ride it sometimes. Not very often but if it's something a little different I'll have a taste. The last example was venison heart. Surprisingly good. I fried it like a steak and it was very tender. Stuffed with a cranberry force meat and roasted would be spectacular on a pub menu.
we ate gator tails in Florida, tasted like frog basically, but it went down okay with a few pitchers of beer
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Re: Florida Man thread

Post by Montegriffo » Fri Oct 01, 2021 7:12 am

Smitty-48 wrote:
Fri Oct 01, 2021 6:57 am
Montegriffo wrote:
Fri Oct 01, 2021 6:54 am
Smitty-48 wrote:
Fri Oct 01, 2021 6:00 am


we ran into some alligators on patrol at Eglin AFB

we had artillery simulator pyrotechnics we could have popped off on them

but they weren't aggressive, they just swam away from us

not like Saltwat4er Crocs, more like giant frogs
It's them Aussie ones you need to keep an eye on.
Nothing is safe...
exactly, Florida gators are not like their Australian cousins

the thing you have to watch out for in Florida is the venomous snakes

oh, and Black Widow spiders, it's crawling with those too
That's Australia for you. Even the bloody magpies are trying to kill you there.

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Re: Florida Man thread

Post by Montegriffo » Fri Oct 01, 2021 7:13 am

Smitty-48 wrote:
Fri Oct 01, 2021 7:10 am
Montegriffo wrote:
Fri Oct 01, 2021 7:05 am
I've cooked crocodile.
It's a great meat, very lean and cooks like a sirloin.
I never tried it though but everyone said it was nice.
Same with kangaroo.
I'm less of a vegetarian these days, my professional curiosity can over ride it sometimes. Not very often but if it's something a little different I'll have a taste. The last example was venison heart. Surprisingly good. I fried it like a steak and it was very tender. Stuffed with a cranberry force meat and roasted would be spectacular on a pub menu.
we ate gator tails in Florida, tasted like frog basically, but it went down okay with a few pitchers of beer
What does frog taste like?
Slightly fishy chicken?
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Re: Florida Man thread

Post by Smitty-48 » Fri Oct 01, 2021 7:15 am

Montegriffo wrote:
Fri Oct 01, 2021 7:13 am
Smitty-48 wrote:
Fri Oct 01, 2021 7:10 am
Montegriffo wrote:
Fri Oct 01, 2021 7:05 am
I've cooked crocodile.
It's a great meat, very lean and cooks like a sirloin.
I never tried it though but everyone said it was nice.
Same with kangaroo.
I'm less of a vegetarian these days, my professional curiosity can over ride it sometimes. Not very often but if it's something a little different I'll have a taste. The last example was venison heart. Surprisingly good. I fried it like a steak and it was very tender. Stuffed with a cranberry force meat and roasted would be spectacular on a pub menu.
we ate gator tails in Florida, tasted like frog basically, but it went down okay with a few pitchers of beer
What does frog taste like?
Slightly fishy chicken?
yeah, that's it exactly
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Re: Florida Man thread

Post by Montegriffo » Fri Oct 01, 2021 7:21 am

Smitty-48 wrote:
Fri Oct 01, 2021 7:15 am
Montegriffo wrote:
Fri Oct 01, 2021 7:13 am
Smitty-48 wrote:
Fri Oct 01, 2021 7:10 am


we ate gator tails in Florida, tasted like frog basically, but it went down okay with a few pitchers of beer
What does frog taste like?
Slightly fishy chicken?
yeah, that's it exactly
I guess birds and reptiles have a common ancestor in dinosaurs.
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