StCapps Not Even Allowed To Start Threads Anymore

[Smitty-48]

I suppose, I apologize to the hosers, that was uncalled for.

Hoser is like gets pissed drunk all the time, beaten up in the parking lot, wallet stolen, then arrested for vagrancy by the RCMP.

Foolishly uncultured qualifies as a hoser as well, if google is to be believed, but whatevs. In the googlian sense, DrY is a hoser anyway.

He's the opposite, he's nobody's fool, he's an accomplished medical professional at the top of his field, and he's the opposite of uncultured, he's ultracultured, the very model of the urbane effete CBCelites.

[DrYouth]

Why do you never talk hockey? What kind of Canadian are you?

A typical Canadian in many ways...
My parents immigrated from Europe... and new nothing of hockey...
So by the time I heard anything about hockey, I was already way behind the curve.
For a few years I tried to watch it and get into it... but it never really took.
I tried playing a few times... but that is a difficult game... with a steep learning curve.

I respect the game... it's an awesome spectacle of speed, dexterity, strength and aggression...
But I don't follow it...
Other than the Olympic gold medal games for the past few Winter Olympics...

[StCapps]

Hoser is like gets pissed drunk all the time, beaten up in the parking lot, wallet stolen, then arrested for vagrancy by the RCMP.

Foolishly uncultured qualifies as a hoser as well, if google is to be believed, but whatevs. In the googlian sense, DrY is a hoser anyway.

He's the opposite, he's nobody's fool, he's an accomplished medical professional at the top of his field, and he's the opposite of uncultured, he's ultracultured, the very model of the urbane effete CBCelites.

As far as I am concerned, being a Canadian who doesn't like hockey is both foolish and uncultured.
/shrugs

[Smitty-48]

Why do you never talk hockey? What kind of Canadian are you?

A typical Canadian in many ways...
My parents immigrated from Europe... and new nothing of hockey...
So by the time I heard anything about hockey, I was already way behind the curve.
For a few years I tried to watch it and get into it... but it never really took.
I tried playing a few times... but that is a difficult game... with a steep learning curve.

I respect the game... it's an awesome spectacle of speed, dexterity, strength and aggression...
But I don't follow it...
Other than the Olympic gold medal games for the past few Winter Olympics...

If you know nothing of hockey, you can never truly be one of us, reality check; Fife is more Canadian than you are.

[StCapps]

Why do you never talk hockey? What kind of Canadian are you?

A typical Canadian in many ways...
My parents immigrated from Europe... and new nothing of hockey...
So by the time I heard anything about hockey, I was already way behind the curve.
For a few years I tried to watch it and get into it... but it never really took.
I tried playing a few times... but that is a difficult game... with a steep learning curve.

I respect the game... it's an awesome spectacle of speed, dexterity, strength and aggression...
But I don't follow it...
Other than the Olympic gold medal games for the past few Winter Olympics...

You UnCanadian Bastard, sad. If you don't like hockey, then you can get out!

[StCapps]

If you know nothing of hockey, you can never truly be one of us, reality check; Fife is more Canadian than you are.

Indeed.

[Smitty-48]

Fife is a good ol' boy honourary Canadian, Fife is our cousin, Dr.Y is an alien.

[Smitty-48]

Why do you never talk hockey? What kind of Canadian are you?

A typical Canadian in many ways...
My parents immigrated from Europe... and new nothing of hockey...
So by the time I heard anything about hockey, I was already way behind the curve.
For a few years I tried to watch it and get into it... but it never really took.
I tried playing a few times... but that is a difficult game... with a steep learning curve.

I respect the game... it's an awesome spectacle of speed, dexterity, strength and aggression...
But I don't follow it...
Other than the Olympic gold medal games for the past few Winter Olympics...

You UnCanadian Bastard, sad. If you don't like hockey, then you can get out!

Yeah, GTFO back to Europe, you filthy alien unperson, Canada First!

[DrYouth]

As far as I am concerned, being a Canadian who doesn't like hockey is both foolish and uncultured.

I'm not really that worried about measuring up to your standards of culture Cappy.

But let's check my
Canada culture cred.

Multiple Tragically Hip concerts... check
Hockey game at Maple Leaf Gardens, check
Rafting on the Ottawa river, check
Beers at the Wheat Sheaf in Toronto, check
Worked at the Sky Dome, Canada's Wonderland and Centre Island, check
Road trip to Quebec City, check
Ate smoked meat at a deli in Montreal, check
Road trips to Kingston, Kitchener and Hamilton, check
Drank coffee in Corsa Italia, check
Skated on the Ottawa Canal, check
Skiing and Mountain biking in the Rockies, check
Canoeing in Algonquin Park, check

[StCapps]

Lives In Canada And Doesn't Follow Hockey = Filthy UnCanadian Bastard