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[Smitty-48]

The most important thing, is that she have the face of an angel.

qt is paramount.

She can always get in shape on the treadmill, but she won't get any cuter if she didn't start off a qt.

[heydaralon]

Tbf, great tits are harder to come by than a nice ass.

As long as she is not all dimply fat, all she has to do is lay down and you got a decent ass.

Ain’t nothing you can do to make tits great though aside from surgery.

One of my biggest disappointments in life is due to a push-up bra.

A great ass is the most important thing (as long as she is pretty face wise), even moreso than good communication or compatability. Note, there are many fat women who have great big asses, but I'm not a black man. I don't want to see that. I prefer it when the woman's ass is disproportionately bigger than her torso. In other words, there needs to be a DMZ between her back and ass. I'm not greedy. There are many slim B cup girls with nice asses, but I'd prefer it to be curvaceous. Idc that much about cellulite. After 30, its a race against time any way. Its time to grow up and accept these facts. I'm trying to be honest and mature about all this and not objectify women except their posteriors which I enjoy.

[Smitty-48]

I wonder what Rome would have been like if they had viagra?

Viagra is da bomb just for recreational purposes.

Super rock hard cock to last longer.

If it's a quicky, no bother, but if it's a date night, then you should take your time.

[heydaralon]

Those penis pills work. But they make your hardons last longer than needed. Its funny at first but it gets old really fast. You can't piss except in the shower because there is no telling where it goes.

[Smitty-48]

Viagra gives you the operational radius of action to drop multiple orgasms on the target.

I'm not into finger banging, I just want to fuck.

You don't take a full Viagra, just take half, that's more than enough.

When you're rock hard, just slow down and enjoy the scenery, what's the rush?

If you're not feeling it, switch to blowjob for awhile. I mean, duh.

No finger banging, hands are for pulling hair.

Apex predator male dominance, grab that pony tail and giver.

[Smitty-48]

The other advantage of Viagra is no whiskey dick.

If you're on the sauce, you can still deliver to the target, that's when you take the whole Viagra.

[Speaker to Animals]

Huge amounts of crack smoked in just three hours. I go to the gym, and now you bozos are virtue signaling about how you wouldn't bang Brazilian chicks, who are the hottest women on planet Earth.

Get real.



I'd make so many Brazilian babies with those chicks that Brazil would have to invade Paraguay again just to deal with overpopulation of my offspring.

[Smitty-48]

I have no time for Brazilian Bimbos, vastly overrated.

No class. Like banging whores. Not my thing.

[Speaker to Animals]

You're out of your God damned mind. Go bang fat, feminist German chicks, then. LOL

Maybe you can find one with an F-35 tat on her ass and you only need to lift up one flab to see it.

[Smitty-48]

There's no need to be rude.

If you are want to bang Brazilian Ho's, knock yourself out. /shrugs.