You guys have too much time on your hands. [NSFW]

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Post by Fife » Thu Feb 22, 2018 1:14 pm

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Post by Montegriffo » Thu Feb 22, 2018 1:15 pm

Funny you know, rugby is a tough mans sport but it was the softy soccer players who went around pretending to be hard men at my school. Making up for inadequacies I always thought.
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Post by jediuser598 » Thu Feb 22, 2018 1:16 pm

Smitty-48 wrote:
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Yes, yes, stare at my cock if you must, that's the whole point really, the football team merely a means to an end, paradise by the dashboard light so to say, chicks dig it, but indeed, it's hard for the little fellas to look away, the sexual magnetism of the football team is apparently hypnotic, women want to be with us, men want to be us, goes with territory of being a stud.
Never appealed really, I'd rather be in space, putting down an elven rebellion. Dirty elves, thought they could rise against the Empire.
Indeed, the D&D nerds are basically asexual, who knew?
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Post by Smitty-48 » Thu Feb 22, 2018 1:19 pm

Don't mind me, just shooting the breeze, I'll just be over here sexy brooding, while you all talk about me and masturbate, knock yourselves out.
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Post by Montegriffo » Thu Feb 22, 2018 2:02 pm

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Post by K@th » Thu Feb 22, 2018 2:25 pm

We wants the redhead!

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Post by jediuser598 » Thu Feb 22, 2018 2:32 pm

Kath wrote:We wants the redhead!

Redheads>Hockey.

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