Possible First Contact?

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Re: Possible First Contact?

Post by Montegriffo » Tue Nov 28, 2017 4:35 pm

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Re: Possible First Contact?

Post by Montegriffo » Tue Nov 28, 2017 4:40 pm

I demand my space safe.
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Re: Possible First Contact?

Post by DBTrek » Tue Nov 28, 2017 4:49 pm

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Re: Possible First Contact?

Post by Montegriffo » Tue Nov 28, 2017 4:59 pm

Close encounters of the 3D kind
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Re: Possible First Contact?

Post by de officiis » Tue Nov 28, 2017 6:25 pm

Reminds me of these little critters.

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Tardigrades are one of the most resilient animals known.[10][11] Individual species of tardigrades can survive extreme conditions that would be rapidly fatal to nearly all other known life forms, including complete global mass extinction events due to astrophysical events, such as supernovae, gamma-ray bursts, or large meteorite impacts.[10][11] Some tardigrades can withstand extremely cold temperatures down to 1 K (−458 °F; −272 °C) (close to absolute zero), while others can withstand extremely hot temperatures up to 420 K (300 °F; 150 °C)[12] for several minutes, pressures about six times greater than those found in the deepest ocean trenches, ionizing radiation at doses hundreds of times higher than the lethal dose for a human, and the vacuum of outer space.[13] They can go without food or water for more than 30 years, drying out to the point where they are 3% or less water, only to rehydrate, forage, and reproduce.[3][14][15][16] Tardigrades, living in harsh conditions, undergo an annual process of cyclomorphosis.
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Re: Possible First Contact?

Post by Ph64 » Tue Nov 28, 2017 7:27 pm

DBTrek wrote:But is the bacteria white?
:shock:
Alien lives matter. :roll:

You're gonna have to admit your human privilege, the aliens demand you give your planet to them.

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Re: Possible First Contact?

Post by Penner » Tue Nov 28, 2017 7:50 pm

de officiis wrote:Reminds me of these little critters.

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Tardigrades are one of the most resilient animals known.[10][11] Individual species of tardigrades can survive extreme conditions that would be rapidly fatal to nearly all other known life forms, including complete global mass extinction events due to astrophysical events, such as supernovae, gamma-ray bursts, or large meteorite impacts.[10][11] Some tardigrades can withstand extremely cold temperatures down to 1 K (−458 °F; −272 °C) (close to absolute zero), while others can withstand extremely hot temperatures up to 420 K (300 °F; 150 °C)[12] for several minutes, pressures about six times greater than those found in the deepest ocean trenches, ionizing radiation at doses hundreds of times higher than the lethal dose for a human, and the vacuum of outer space.[13] They can go without food or water for more than 30 years, drying out to the point where they are 3% or less water, only to rehydrate, forage, and reproduce.[3][14][15][16] Tardigrades, living in harsh conditions, undergo an annual process of cyclomorphosis.
Water bears=insdructruable unending nightmare.
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Re: Possible First Contact?

Post by heydaralon » Tue Nov 28, 2017 11:14 pm

I wonder, how could that bacteria even have gotten inside a space station crammed with humans shitting and eating right next to each other? Its definitely from another planet thats for sure.
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Re: Possible First Contact?

Post by Montegriffo » Tue Nov 28, 2017 11:54 pm

heydaralon wrote:I wonder, how could that bacteria even have gotten inside a space station crammed with humans shitting and eating right next to each other? Its definitely from another planet thats for sure.
Wasn't found on the inside, was swabbed off the solar panels.
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Re: Possible First Contact?

Post by heydaralon » Tue Nov 28, 2017 11:57 pm

Montegriffo wrote:
heydaralon wrote:I wonder, how could that bacteria even have gotten inside a space station crammed with humans shitting and eating right next to each other? Its definitely from another planet thats for sure.
Wasn't found on the inside, was swabbed off the solar panels.
Its because they suck the shit out into space. Probably a turd rubbed against those solar panels.
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