New Zealand - Killer Praised Trump
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She's a knee jerk gun grabber tho.
If I bring the 870 Express Tactical out in her presence, I get dirty looks.
That just gives me wood tho, smoking hot pouty time.
She's loves her some savages, she can't lie.
Just let the sexual tension build.
If I bring the 870 Express Tactical out in her presence, I get dirty looks.
That just gives me wood tho, smoking hot pouty time.
She's loves her some savages, she can't lie.
Just let the sexual tension build.
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I can buy whatever crazy sports car I like, she doesn't even blink, in fact she wants to drive it.
Every gun I buy, I get cut eye for it.
"You're turning into an American!"
But whatever, then I just molest her, she loves her savages, she can't help it.
Every gun I buy, I get cut eye for it.
"You're turning into an American!"
But whatever, then I just molest her, she loves her savages, she can't help it.
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My lady's a stellar cook and homemaker...
But she's nervous behind the wheel.
Back seat driver too.
Drive's me crazy... but love is blind.
She's growing a stronger backbone... the kids are training her... therapy has helped.
She's calling our princess on her shit routinely these days... good for both of 'em.
But she's nervous behind the wheel.
Back seat driver too.
Drive's me crazy... but love is blind.
She's growing a stronger backbone... the kids are training her... therapy has helped.
She's calling our princess on her shit routinely these days... good for both of 'em.
Deep down tho, I still thirst to kill you and eat you. Ultra Chimp can't help it.. - Smitty
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We have no kids, so there's no stress.
It's like your dream girlfriend, except you married her, because she can't stand changing diapers neither, nor anything of the sort.
Dr. No doesn't abide shit like that, she's flying G5 on business, women's work don't pay the big bucks, lady bosses don't change diapers, and children are a non stop annoyance.
Labrador Retrievers instead of children for the win.
It's like your dream girlfriend, except you married her, because she can't stand changing diapers neither, nor anything of the sort.
Dr. No doesn't abide shit like that, she's flying G5 on business, women's work don't pay the big bucks, lady bosses don't change diapers, and children are a non stop annoyance.
Labrador Retrievers instead of children for the win.
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We are your dream aunt and uncle.
For instance my wife took our niece to Europe.
VIP lounge which no Millennial could afford.
She even let her go out partying all night.
Free reign.
Your parents could never do it.
For instance my wife took our niece to Europe.
VIP lounge which no Millennial could afford.
She even let her go out partying all night.
Free reign.
Your parents could never do it.
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Kids are stressful... and one must balance sacrifice with self care and discipline.Smitty-48 wrote: ↑Fri Mar 15, 2019 9:11 pmWe have no kids, so there's no stress.
It's like your dream girlfriend, except you married her, because she can't stand changing diapers neither, nor anything of the sort.
Dr. No doesn't abide shit like that, she's flying G5 on business, women's work don't pay the big bucks, lady bosses don't change diapers, and children are a non stop annoyance.
Labrador Retrievers instead of children for the win.
But the rewards are unparalleled.
Nothing brings greater joy.
Deep down tho, I still thirst to kill you and eat you. Ultra Chimp can't help it.. - Smitty
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We've got nieces and nephews, it takes a village. OPC for the win.
Nothing brings me greater joy than morning sex, yeah, kids are fun n' all, but orgasmic is still the pinnacle for an Ultra Chimp hedonist.
Apex predator male; submissive qt > changing diapers.
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Like I say, we are the super fun eccentric aunt and uncle who just have a good time and pay for everything along the way, which, our brothers and sisters appreciate the parent relief, I assure you.
We have to bury our children, Labrador Retrievers raised from puppies is a heavy burden in the end.
We have to bury our children, Labrador Retrievers raised from puppies is a heavy burden in the end.
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