THE ERA OF TRUMP

[Fife]

Sorry, Kath. He doesn't disagree with the law or certainly not with "me," as my opinion is based upon some black and white text on a computer screen. No imagination required at all, which is sort of less than even a lay-up for me. All I can do is provide the law to you, in English.

What crime is he going to pardon?

All federal crimes, indicted or not, prosecuted or not, conceived of or not, dreamt up in Beauregard Sessions' fevered little lizard brain or not, from the moment of Ali's birth until the moment of the grant of the pardon.

I guess Beauregard could try to get an indictment against Ali's ghost (or Nixon's) for something done AFTER the pardon.

FFS, are you going to fucking make me post ANOTHER picture of Tricky Dick? Shake it off, kid.

[DBTrek]

Kath was bumped while standing in the checkout line at Wal-Mart.
The man said “pardon me”.
“FOR WHAT CRIME THO!?!”, she shrieked.

[Kath]

All federal crimes, indicted or not, prosecuted or not, conceived of or not, dreamt up in Beauregard Sessions' fevered little lizard brain or not, from the moment of Ali's birth until the moment of the grant of the pardon.

This sentence doesn't make any sort of point. It's just a list of verbs.

[Fife]

If you ever need to get out of jury duty, I'll write a letter for you.

[DBTrek]

If you ever need to get out of jury duty, I'll write a letter for you.

Fuuuuck, funniest lawyer burn I’ve heard.
Ouch.
Maybe wasted here tho, shoulda saved that one!

[Kath]

If you ever need to get out of jury duty, I'll write a letter for you.

I've been a juror. We sided with the defendant. We did not find that a Wags restaurant salad eaten two years ago was the cause of the woman's lifelong battle with asthma.

[Kath]

If you ever need to get out of jury duty, I'll write a letter for you.

Fuuuuck, funniest lawyer burn I’ve heard.
Ouch.
Maybe wasted here tho, shoulda saved that one!

Yes. I feel burned. So burned. Fife writes a non sentence, insults me for calling him out, and you laugh. Yet, he's still got his non sentence on display for everyone to see. That's far funnier.

[Okeefenokee]

https://mobile.nytimes.com/2018/06/07/u ... eized.html

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Mr. Wolfe, the Intelligence Committee’s director of security, was slated to appear before a federal judge on Friday in Washington.

[DBTrek]

Someone smell something burnt?

[C-Mag]

If you ever need to get out of jury duty, I'll write a letter for you.

I've never actually sat on a jury, I've been called, and made the first couple cuts, but I guess lawyers don't like me.

I actually would love to sit through a case just to learn more about the legal system.