Unite the Right

[Smitty-48]

What's so great about that? I'd rather go camping at Yellowstone in the primitive camping area away from all the RV trash up on a hill in the woods.

I said, if you are want to go all inclusive in the Carribean, as an alternative to Cancun, if you are want to go to Yellowstone, knock yourself out, but my wife hates camping, she wants to go a five star villa and I do rather prefer to travel with my wife, she's fun, she's sexy, we have a good time, that's why I married her, two more couples who want to villa that shizzila, and it's party time.

Quite frankly, I can camp right here if I want to camp, but after 22 years of government paid camping, I'm kind of sick of camping meself, I quite enjoy the five star Carribean villa actually, I'm willing to pay full pop to go in winter tho, it's not cold enough in September to warrant the Carribean.

[TheReal_ND]

Whatever. Bonaire is probably better and cheaper. Doesn't get much better than Bonaire I imagine. If you're into the "go to nice island for vacation" thing. I think it's overrated but I lived in Aruba for a year. I do miss it at times though

[Smitty-48]

Well, you don't live in a frozen wasteland for half the year, right now I have zero interest in going to the Turks and Caicos, but in February when it's -30C, then I'll be in the mood.

[TheReal_ND]

True

[Smitty-48]

Also bear in mind, it's not actually about getting the cheapest price, we've been to all sorts of resorts and most of them are meh, but the five star villa, all to yourselves, private beach, infintiy pool, all the feexins? It takes it to another level.

Don't want to be with the riff raff, don't want crowds of people milling about, then it's not even worth going.

[TheReal_ND]

Speaking of which, these faggots just got back from their cruise. Floating around in a gulf of trash surrounded by human trash, nay, trapped on board with human trash.

I'd sooner put a revolver in my mouth

[Smitty-48]

Yeah, my wife won't even swim in the Carribean, she's like "It's dirty!", I don't care myself, but that's what the infinity pool is for, overlooking the beach, from the patio, of the five star villa, with nobody else around, particularly with children.

If you just go resort, no villa, it's like a refugee camp for white people.

[TheReal_ND]

It's not so dirty as the muddy Gulf strewn with debris. Nor as dirty as the Ivory Coast. What water isn't dirty anyway? Is there some magical body of water untouched by plastic shopping bags? I can assure you such a thing doesn't even exist in Cascadia. That's why I don't counter signal California too hard when some of their cities banned plastic shopping bags. The fuckers find their way onto mountain tops. Shame really. Where can you go to get away from "dirty" anyway? Maybe in some millionaire retreat in Turk Turk land they have a nice reservation to get away from it all. Don't know about the rest. Definitely not on a cruise ship.

[Smitty-48]

Oh it's not dirty by my standards, I mean, I've swam though harbours, and that's dirty, the Carribean is crystal blue and pristine in comparison, but my wife can be a bit of a princess. Some flotsam and jetsam floats by and she heads for the pool. She prefers to float in the pool with a cocktail, which, I like that too, nothing wrong with that. But again, only if its villa, if there's a bunch of screeching children and drunken fat people milling about, ruins the vibe.

[TheReal_ND]

Now you can go to Alaska to get away from it all in your RV or whatever but what's the first thing that happens to you well you're herded into the tourist shop and on you're way out you might get to a terminal where you can buy some fast food and after that Walmart is down the block so really you haven't gone anywhere yet even though you travelled a thousand miles it's all the same. Sure you can get away from it all Christopher McCandless style but you'll probably die. Maybe you know someone that's already figured out how to get away from all the plastic shopping bags though so hey good on you.