The Good News Thread

[Smitty-48]

She can play hard to get if she wants, please do.

It's funny, when she was a little kid, she was a spoiled rotten princess who threw tantrums left and right

But now she is an old soul, precocious way beyond her years, she an impressive woman, no doubt

She can keeps getting hotter and hotter with every post.

I don't think of her that way, but she is stunningly beautiful, drop dead gorgeous

[StCapps]

It's funny, when she was a little kid, she was a spoiled rotten princess who threw tantrums left and right

But now she is an old soul, precocious way beyond her years, she an impressive woman, no doubt

She can keeps getting hotter and hotter with every post.

I don't think of her that way, but she is stunningly beautiful, drop dead gorgeous

Well she ain't my niece, therefore I have no such issues.

[Smitty-48]

She can keeps getting hotter and hotter with every post.

I don't think of her that way, but she is stunningly beautiful, drop dead gorgeous

Well I'm not her uncle, therefore I have no such issues.

She is super fun, like to be her Uncle is a joy

First thing she asked when she got back from Korea was "Is Uncle Smitty in his bunker yet, lol!"

[Smitty-48]

She does say that I am "cool" and "hot, for an older guy"

[StCapps]

I don't think of her that way, but she is stunningly beautiful, drop dead gorgeous

Well I'm not her uncle, therefore I have no such issues.

She is super fun, like to be her Uncle is a joy

First thing she asked when she got back from Korea was "Is Uncle Smitty in his bunker yet, lol!"

Well I already won her favorite aunt and uncle over, just gotta win her mom over and that should give me plenty to work with. Most Korean dude's don't have that kind of head start, poor bastards.

[Smitty-48]

Well I'm not her uncle, therefore I have no such issues.

She is super fun, like to be her Uncle is a joy

First thing she asked when she got back from Korea was "Is Uncle Smitty in his bunker yet, lol!"

Well I already won her favorite aunt and uncle over, just gotta win her mom over and that should give me plenty to work with. Most Korean dude's don't have that kind of head start.

She doesn't obey her mom completely, that's why she ran off to Korea, to get away from batshit moms

[StCapps]

She is super fun, like to be her Uncle is a joy

First thing she asked when she got back from Korea was "Is Uncle Smitty in his bunker yet, lol!"

Well I already won her favorite aunt and uncle over, just gotta win her mom over and that should give me plenty to work with. Most Korean dude's don't have that kind of head start.

She doesn't obey her mom completely, that's why she ran off to Korea, to get away from batshit moms

Well I wouldn't want her to be with me just because her mother said so anyway, so that's a feature not a bug. Just saying, it doesn't hurt me.

[Smitty-48]

Our sister flipped out about it, practically a nervous breakdown

She started doing crazy shit, hiding her passport to try to stop her, shit like that

So then Mrs Smitty got her out, gave her everything she needed to get away

Batshit Moms has not forgiven Mrs Smitty for it, it's been frosty between them ever since

[StCapps]

Our sister flipped out about it, practically a nervous breakdown

She started doing crazy shit, hiding her passport to try to stop her, shit like that

So then Mrs Smitty got her out, gave her everything she needed to get away

Batshit Moms has not forgiven Mrs Smitty for it, it's been frosty between them ever since

Poor girl cooped up with a SIFCLF mom, that's gotta suck.

[Smitty-48]

Me & Batshit Moms are still on good terms tho

I wasn't involved in the escape plot

I can do no wrong, because I am Neo and Mrs Smitty is Trinity