President for Life

[Martin Hash]

There's some people here who need to schedule a "counseling" appointment with me.

Do you actually have a counselling practice Marty?
What other active practices do you have... Law, Engineering, collecting stuff, rental management?

Rhetorical, but I often counsel in my capacity as an attorney.

[Viktorthepirate]

There's some people here who need to schedule a "counseling" appointment with me.

p.s. 7-year relationships that go nowhere?! Jesus, guys.

Life is a journey not a destination brother.

I'm not sure if "go nowhere" is accurate.

I love her and I'm committed. I'm just reluctant about signing an unfair contract that can turn me into an indentured servant.

I don't think she we would do that... but why do I need to sign this contract at all?

Why is it "going nowhere" without that contract?

[Fife]

Is there any question in anyone's mind here what entity destroyed marriage?

All the more reason to destroy that entity.

[SuburbanFarmer]

Is there any question in anyone's mind here what entity destroyed marriage?

All the more reason to destroy that entity.

Feminism? Good luck.

[DrYouth]

Hey Doc!
Yeah I certainly got a lot out of our conversations in the past, I'm happy to be back. I was going through a rough patch around the time of the long march from DCF to MHF and just kind of fell off. The seven year relationship ended a bit before that. But now I'm back on the horse, getting married to a Canadian at the end of the month, and remembered the unique perspective served up exclusively in this land of misfit toys... So here I be.

Welcome back!
Sorry to hear about the ordeal...
Interesting how the DCF ordeal matched your relationship trajectory... synchronicity?

You missed some interesting times on the MHF...

[DrYouth]

Is there any question in anyone's mind here what entity destroyed marriage?

All the more reason to destroy that entity.

Let me guess...

Gubment?

No leaders to the rescue?

[DBTrek]

I think Fife meant libertarians with their obsession over property rights killed marriage.

[DrYouth]

getting married to a Canadian at the end of the month.

CONGRATS!

Canada FTW!

[Martin Hash]

There's some people here who need to schedule a "counseling" appointment with me.

p.s. 7-year relationships that go nowhere?! Jesus, guys.

Life is a journey not a destination brother.

I'm not sure if "go nowhere" is accurate.

I love her and I'm committed. I'm just reluctant about signing an unfair contract that can turn me into an indentured servant.

I don't think she we would do that... but why do I need to sign this contract at all?

Why is it "going nowhere" without that contract?

Do you have a house? Have you talked about her career after you "retire"? Kids? What year are you going to do an Alaskan Cruise? Cremated? Who makes the DNR call? Where are her parents going to live when they get old?

Tick, tick, tick...

[Speaker to Animals]

getting married to a Canadian at the end of the month.

I hope you like hockey talk and passive aggression.