Oregon: Pump Your Own Gas Crisis

[Speaker to Animals]

He wants to ban the self-check out lines too.

[Okeefenokee]

There oughta be a law.

Thanks for the moment of unity, Oregone

[JohnDonne]

I guess it’s a kind of unity to be united by a hysterical definition of a “nanny state” while also lacking the self-awareness to realize you would fall into the same category under your own parameters.

[Okeefenokee]

Your entire state is screaming to the heavens at the thought of pumping gas.

You literally need a gas nanny.

[TheReal_ND]

I guess it’s a kind of unity to be united by a hysterical definition of a “nanny state” while also lacking the self-awareness to realize you would fall into the same category under your own parameters.

I'm all for pump jockeys. I sure as shit would avoid them like the plague though. The less eye contact I have to make when I have to run errands the better. Staring at a third world pump jockey import as he pulls a trigger and smiles at me.... fuck that. Keep your pump jockeys Oregon. Take them all.

[C-Mag]

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Day Four of Oregon Pumping Its Own Gas: A Survivor’s Account of the End of the World of Oregon

We all braced for the worst when the announcement was handed down that Oregonians would have to here-on pump their own fuel into their own cars like savages. We braced for the worst because we knew the worst was coming, and savages we became.
It started off with silly pictures. Maybe you saw them and laughed, but as the country laughed around us, we stood transfixed in horror. We were like children abandoned, and alone in a world of mystery and terror.

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[MilSpecs]

So women need men to stand there and pump gas for them because it's too cold. Got it. #EqualityLMFAO

THey only pump for women in NJ. They have segregated lines too. Works out well since all the gas stations are owned by guys from the Middle East.

[TheReal_ND]

So women need men to stand there and pump gas for them because it's too cold. Got it. #EqualityLMFAO

THey only pump for women in NJ. They have segregated lines too. Works out well since all the gas stations are owned by guys from the Middle East.

Wait what?

[SuburbanFarmer]

I avoid the self-checkout lines. Can’t stand em. But I don’t want them banned.

[Speaker to Animals]

That would actually be hilarious.