Hurricane Irma Thread AKA Floridian Devastation

[apeman]

Daralon is being totally serious, keep taking him at face value guys

[Speaker to Animals]

Wait till it hits and his parents' house gets flooded. All my comics are ruined! The fucking XBox won't turn on. Goddam Irma!!

I dont read comics or play xbox. I do however buy gas which has shot up in price due to these crybabies worrying about the storm. We got all these south florida losers coming to orlando too, like we dont have enough traffic here. You knew the deal when you lived in Miami. You get to listen to loud ethnic music, dress like a douchebag, and wear gel. The tradeoff is that you might get hit with a bad storm every few years and get washed away. That was the agreement, and these losers are welching on it. You made your bed, now lay in it with Irma.

Orlando is a greater den of degeneracy and dysfunction than Miami could ever dream of becoming.

[heydaralon]

The planet Mercury is far larger than Irma and its barely a planet. You can barely even see Mercury in the night sky. This hurricane is quite puny in the scheme of things

Compared to other hurricanes, it's not pathetic, far from it. Your logic would make everything quite puny in the grand scheme of things, because you've set the bar way too high for no reason.

185 miles an hour is pretty slow for some winds too. A lot of those rice rockets can go faster than that, but you dont see the entire state evacuating everytime an Asian puts a spoiler and yellow paint stripes on his Civic.

[heydaralon]

Wait till it hits and his parents' house gets flooded. All my comics are ruined! The fucking XBox won't turn on. Goddam Irma!!

I dont read comics or play xbox. I do however buy gas which has shot up in price due to these crybabies worrying about the storm. We got all these south florida losers coming to orlando too, like we dont have enough traffic here. You knew the deal when you lived in Miami. You get to listen to loud ethnic music, dress like a douchebag, and wear gel. The tradeoff is that you might get hit with a bad storm every few years and get washed away. That was the agreement, and these losers are welching on it. You made your bed, now lay in it with Irma.

Orlando is a greater den of degeneracy and dysfunction than Miami could ever dream of becoming.

Im not defending orlando one bit. Its a pretty awful place too.

[heydaralon]

Harvey is the baby, it just stuck around and cried longer, is all. Irma is the size of Texas.

The planet Mercury is far larger than Irma and its barely a planet. You can barely even see Mercury in the night sky. This hurricane is quite puny in the scheme of things

Why don't you evacuate you little faggot? Scared of a bitch storm with a bleeding pussy?

Ive never been scared of a hurricane in my life. Cat5 might as well be 9gag. Batteries are for homos.

[StCapps]

185 miles an hour is pretty slow for some winds too. A lot of those rice rockets can go faster than that, but you dont see the entire state evacuating everytime an Asian puts a spoiler and yellow paint stripes on his Civic.

Honda's and Hurricanes, same-same. Don't sleep on lethality of asian's driving.

[Speaker to Animals]

Asians are a pretty big fucking scourge on our nation's highways, though. Let's get real here.

[StCapps]

Asians are a pretty big fucking scourge on our nation's highways, though. Let's get real here.

Indeed, which is why comparing hurricanes to honda's is so apt.

[PartyOf5]

185 miles an hour is pretty slow for some winds too. A lot of those rice rockets can go faster than that, but you dont see the entire state evacuating everytime an Asian puts a spoiler and yellow paint stripes on his Civic.

Honda's and Hurricanes, same-same. Don't sleep on lethality of asian's driving.

Maybe he thinks Irma is a Honda Hurricane.

[Xenophon]

My new favorite news source: https://www.bbc.com/pidgin/world-41197412

Hurricane Irma Hurricane Irma don kill at least 14 people across di Caribbean; di latest place wey di tropical storm don enter na di Turks and Caicos Islands.

Na strong wind and rain with serious flood don batter different Caribbean islands, as Red Cross say Irma don affect like 1.2 million people so far, and dis number fit rise well-well reach 26 million.

Irma still cause some damage and flooding for Haiti, wey never still recover from di 2010 earthquake.

Meanwhile, as Irma suppose land for Florida, USA on Sunday, authorities don start to dey order people to run comot di area, for their own safety.

Di main concern now na say as drinking water and clean-clean of area no possible, disease fit begin spread for di areas where Irma don pass.
Officials say all dis one mean say more people fit die.