Hurricane Irma Thread AKA Floridian Devastation

[StCapps]

Storm got downgraded to a Cat 4 now. This is the most pitiful thing I have ever seen. It will probably be Cat 2 by the time it hits Orlando. I was really hoping for a good storm, but I guess I'll have to keep waiting. I was on the fence about buying hurricane supplies, but now I know that I won't need them. No reason to prepare at all for this storm, really.

They figured it wouldn't be a Cat 5 at landfall, not sure how that qualifies as the most pitiful thing you've ever seen, considering how powerful a Cat 4 it's going to be. Apparently it doesn't count as a "good" storm unless you end up dead, so not really sure why you are hoping for that.

It's a hurricane the size of Texas, how is that pathetic?

[TheReal_ND]

lol Irma is like little baby. Harvey would reck your shit Florida. You can't deal with a real man's storm like Texas do

[StCapps]

lol Irma is like little baby. Harvey would reck your shit Florida. You can't deal with a real man's storm like Texas do

Harvey is the baby, it just stuck around and cried longer, is all. Irma is the size of Texas.

[Speaker to Animals]

Wait till it hits and his parents' house gets flooded. All my comics are ruined! The fucking XBox won't turn on. Goddam Irma!!

[heydaralon]

lol Irma is like little baby. Harvey would reck your shit Florida. You can't deal with a real man's storm like Texas do

Harvey is the baby, it just stuck around and cried longer, is all. Irma is the size of Texas.

The planet Mercury is far larger than Irma and its barely a planet. You can barely even see Mercury in the night sky. This hurricane is quite puny in the scheme of things

[Kazmyr]

Wait till it hits and his parents' house gets flooded. All my comics are ruined! The fucking XBox won't turn on. Goddam Irma!!

No power > no microwave > no hot pockets.

GET FEMA ON THE HORN, STAT

[Speaker to Animals]

lol Irma is like little baby. Harvey would reck your shit Florida. You can't deal with a real man's storm like Texas do

Harvey is the baby, it just stuck around and cried longer, is all. Irma is the size of Texas.

The planet Mercury is far larger than Irma and its barely a planet. You can barely even see Mercury in the night sky. This hurricane is quite puny in the scheme of things

Maybe your problem is that you were looking for Mercury in the night sky.

[TheReal_ND]

lol Irma is like little baby. Harvey would reck your shit Florida. You can't deal with a real man's storm like Texas do

Harvey is the baby, it just stuck around and cried longer, is all. Irma is the size of Texas.

The planet Mercury is far larger than Irma and its barely a planet. You can barely even see Mercury in the night sky. This hurricane is quite puny in the scheme of things

Why don't you evacuate you little faggot? Scared of a bitch storm with a bleeding pussy?

[StCapps]

The planet Mercury is far larger than Irma and its barely a planet. You can barely even see Mercury in the night sky. This hurricane is quite puny in the scheme of things

Compared to other hurricanes, it's not pathetic, far from it. Your logic would make everything quite puny in the grand scheme of things, because you've set the bar way too high for no reason.

[heydaralon]

Wait till it hits and his parents' house gets flooded. All my comics are ruined! The fucking XBox won't turn on. Goddam Irma!!

I dont read comics or play xbox. I do however buy gas which has shot up in price due to these crybabies worrying about the storm. We got all these south florida losers coming to orlando too, like we dont have enough traffic here. You knew the deal when you lived in Miami. You get to listen to loud ethnic music, dress like a douchebag, and wear gel. The tradeoff is that you might get hit with a bad storm every few years and get washed away. That was the agreement, and these losers are welching on it. You made your bed, now lay in it with Irma.