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Montegriffo
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by Montegriffo » Wed Mar 25, 2020 2:52 am
Smitty-48 wrote: ↑Wed Mar 25, 2020 1:59 am
Hastur wrote: ↑Wed Mar 25, 2020 1:55 am
Montegriffo wrote: ↑Wed Mar 25, 2020 1:50 am
NHS is calling for 250,000 volunteers.
While I'm not adverse to helping my fellow man I consider myself more strategic reserve than forlorn hope.
Pussy
Have you scored any dope yet ?
:bong burgling noise:
I'm going to ask farmer Paul if I can take some of his beef as a care package for my elderly mate stuck in his Unimog in the dunes since he's struggling to find sustenance. He lost his license so he can't get to a shop in the city.
Subterfuge posing as a humanitarian mission.
For legal reasons, we are not threatening to destroy U.S. government property with our glorious medieval siege engine. But if we wanted to, we could. But we won’t. But we could.
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by TheReal_ND » Wed Mar 25, 2020 2:53 am
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by Montegriffo » Wed Mar 25, 2020 2:55 am
TheReal_ND wrote: ↑Wed Mar 25, 2020 2:53 am
I habe work to do today even though my county has issued a stay at home advisory. Unless these boomers can come off their fat ass and cash me a check there is no "stay at home" for me.
What are you doing? Still on the furniture delivery job?
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by Montegriffo » Wed Mar 25, 2020 3:04 am
TheReal_ND wrote: ↑Wed Mar 25, 2020 2:53 am
I habe work to do today even though my county has issued a stay at home advisory. Unless these boomers can come off their fat ass and cash me a check there is no "stay at home" for me.
Hey, two trillion dollar emergency relief package just got through the senate. $1,200 handout for nearly every adult in the US.
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by TheReal_ND » Wed Mar 25, 2020 3:10 am
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by Montegriffo » Wed Mar 25, 2020 3:11 am
TheReal_ND wrote: ↑Wed Mar 25, 2020 3:10 am
Montegriffo wrote: ↑Wed Mar 25, 2020 3:04 am
TheReal_ND wrote: ↑Wed Mar 25, 2020 2:53 am
I habe work to do today even though my county has issued a stay at home advisory. Unless these boomers can come off their fat ass and cash me a check there is no "stay at home" for me.
Hey, two trillion dollar emergency relief package just got through the senate. $1,200 handout for nearly every adult in the US.
Bullshit
It was on the BBC it must be true.
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by TheReal_ND » Wed Mar 25, 2020 3:19 am
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by TheReal_ND » Wed Mar 25, 2020 3:27 am
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by Montegriffo » Wed Mar 25, 2020 3:35 am
TheReal_ND wrote: ↑Wed Mar 25, 2020 3:19 am
I'm going to hunt buffalo on the plains. Find a nice squaw with cute feet.
I might be in a similar situation in relation to BoJo's handouts. I almost wish I'd paid more tax last year.
Still, they'd only waste it on bombs and roads. I can eat rabbits and dog walkers if I get really hungry.
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by Montegriffo » Wed Mar 25, 2020 4:59 am
Prince Charles has been confirmed to have the boomer flu.
He's 72 but not likely to be short of a ventilator if he needs one.
Possibly caught it of Mrs Zoolander at a recent dinner.
Not been in contact with HRH for the last 13 days.
The Bat Death knows no class distinctions.
Paupers and Princes beware.
For legal reasons, we are not threatening to destroy U.S. government property with our glorious medieval siege engine. But if we wanted to, we could. But we won’t. But we could.
