kindergarten thread. Under 5s only

[Smitty-48]

The only figure skating I like, is Michaels and MacElroy. . .

That shit was funny, and far more entertaining than the real thing.

As a young child I was forced to watch a lot of figure skating, my mom, and her family were big fans. SO I found that movie to be so fucking funny and sometimes right on point about lampooning the whole thing.

I think I've seen it ten times, I laugh every time, my wife loves it too.

[C-Mag]

Plus clubby is a made guy, Child Porn Sally is siding with that English faggot who likes cricket, against one of our brothers in arms.

I want to clear the air here, you guys want to unleash on Martin and Kath, I ain’t going to stand in your way, do as you will. And if the chips are down I’ll do whatever Smitty tells me too.
I politely request don’t do it on my behalf. I have zero beef with Martin, in fact Martin asked for volunteers for his upcoming campaign, I was the first to raise my hand. Now I have my own reasons for doing so, but I genuinely like Martin. He and I share a love of the game.
Now about Kath,……Kath, Kath, Kath, Kath, Kath. Kath I consider a step sister I never had, because I don’t have any sisters and my parents never got divorced, but I digress. We have had private conversations about real life shit. I know her to be a genuine person, a good wife, and good mother. What she did I put in that paradigm.
Over the course of the last few months, I have been told about Montys complaints and how I should have sympathy, not for him, but the people he was complaining to. I took that as carte blanche and I want to now publicly apologize for doing that. He is a constant complainer and I should have had more sympathy towards the people that had to listen to that shit. Monty continued to complain and Kath’s motherly instinct kicked in and she supposedly censored some of my words. I say supposedly because I can’t tell what I said specifically, I was in a zone and just throwing nasty heat. And she made up for it days later when she unintentionally emasculated Monty and hung his balls for all to see.
I will always have your guys six and I appreciate you guys having mine, But Martin, Kath and myself are cool.
As for someone else on this board, Cappy said it thusly,

Cooks are always qwerky, let em go, put up with their silliness and they take care of you in the end. It's like dealing with your supply sergeant, gotta treat em right.

Don't tell me what to do, Montegriffo deserves no quarter, we're going to hang his snitch ass from the yardarm. Your request is noted and rejected, thank you, come again.

I was willing let things go and enjoy watching you guys do as do but then Monte last week tried to stage a coup against me and it aint going down like that.
You want to know, who has been the fairest, most magnanimous, most successful herder of cats on this board?
ME! For three seasons on two forum I have successfully administered a Fantasy Football league. My biggest detractor and complainer has been the fucking guy who won the league, twice! And like this forum Monty wants to come in and take that from me. GCF tried to throw in with him too, but like his beliefs he lacks the commitment to follow through. So it is on bitch.
My wishes are simple
Blood and destruction shall be so in use
And dreadful objects so familiar
That mothers shall but smile when they behold
Their infants quarter'd with the hands of war;
All pity choked with custom of fell deeds:
And Smitty’s spirit, ranging for revenge,
With cappy by his side come hot from hell,
Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice
Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war;
That this foul deed shall smell above the earth
With carrion men, groaning for burial.

That was enlightening................ there's an entire MHF behind the scenes going on that I was unaware of.
I'm cool with everything your dropping............. it's just different from my experience.

I guess I'm an oddball. I seldom have PM messages, damn seldom. I am what I post and that's about it.

[Montegriffo]

So not content with having your own room with hockey on the TV you have to go into every other room and change the channel.
One TV without hockey 3000+ knock yourselves out. Not acceptable say two drunk hockey bores.
It's like the guys in the pub who shout come on United constantly drowning out all other conversations.
Fair enough in a dedicated soccer pub but this is not the Martin's Hockey Forum no matter how much two knuckle heads think it is.

[C-Mag]

I'm checkin out boys, it's been a good one............. Cheers all.

[Smitty-48]

It's not so much that I'm doing anything for clubby per se, but I'm Spartacus, if clubby can be censored, I can be censored, if I can be censored, then it's a mockery, and if it's a mockery, I'll respond accordingly, with contempt of course.

As to Child Porn Sally, conflating a descriptive insult with "pornography" in order to justify a "safe space" is classic Cultural Marxism, and it's a lie, I ain't down with that and I'm going to call it out for what it is.

I just call em like I see em, but clubby is still a made guy with me, that doesn't mean we agree on everything, that doesn't mean I will necessarily do anything for clubby, but made guy means you're one of us, and if you're one of us, you come before one of them, that's just the way it is.

[Smitty-48]

Moreover, Kath has not contributed one thing on this forum nor the DCF, which amounts to even a fraction of one sentence of one of my brilliant motherfuckin' posts, but she's gonna censor me now?

Alrighty then, if that's how it is, I'm not going to contribute anymore of my brilliance, I'm just gonna cause shit and break furniture, for the fun of it, and in sheer contempt for the absurdity of Child Porn Sally telling Smitty motherfuckin LeMay what he may or may not post.

She's a good mommy is she? Well she's not my fuckin' mommy, so if she wants to fuck with me, she's gonna get what she gives.

Delete my posts, will you? The knife for that, Sally, and rightly so.

Ca'mon Sally, you got 15 pages to delete here, chop-chop, ya pinheaded fuckin' dolt.

[SuburbanFarmer]

This forum is about to go down to 4-5 members. Well done, clowns.

[StCapps]

It's not so much that I'm doing anything for clubby per se, but I'm Spartacus, if clubby can be censored, I can be censored, if I can be censored, then it's a mockery, and if it's a mockery, I'll respond accordingly, with contempt of course.

As to Child Porn Sally, conflating a descriptive insult with "pornography" in order to justify a "safe space" is classic Cultural Marxism, and it's a lie, I ain't down with that and I'm going to call it out for what it is.

I just call em like I see em, but clubby is still a made guy with me, that doesn't mean we agree on everything, that doesn't mean I will necessarily do anything for clubby, but made guy means you're one of us, and if you're one of us, you come before one of them, that's just the way it is.

Exactly and turns out we were right to go full on Spartacus about it, because sure enough she deleted a bunch of my posts and moved a bunch of Smitty and Fife's posts to another thread, and some of mine as well. It's too late now clubby, she's gonna burn, you may might want to preserve your fantasy football league and want to ease up just in case Kath takes the forum down with her, but we are off the leash on this one and rightfully so. It was one thing when you were the most censored member on the forum, and hockey talk wasn't being threatened with censorship, but now she has proven you were right about every nasty thing you and StA ever said about her, and it's fucking on, she crossed the motherfucking line.

[SuburbanFarmer]

Nerd rage is funny.

[StCapps]

Nerd rage is funny.

If Montegriffo wasn't a fucking thin skinned little, and saw it that way, then Kath wouldn't caved to him because he never would have complained endlessly until she abused her powers or threatened to do so, and you'd have your Olympics thread. But he's such a faggot and Kath is such a shitty moderator that here we are. We didn't start the war, but we will finish it.