Happy Birthday !

[clubgop]

40 is peak Supermanhood. You got 5 years easy of being big cock.

I am not sure I even want to know.

30-40: waiting for the current Alpha to age out.
40-50: your turn.

So not literally.

[Martin Hash]

I am not sure I even want to know.

30-40: waiting for the current Alpha to age out.
40-50: your turn.

So not literally.

Shhh... My wife doesn’t know.

[Smitty-48]

Grumpy hardly strikes me as being the Alpha.

By his own narrative, seems more like his balls are kept in a jar.

[Montegriffo]

FFS, enough. Just wish the man a happy birthday you miserable bugger.

[StCapps]

FFS, enough. Just wish the man a happy birthday you miserable bugger.

Grumpy is the miserable one, not Smitty.

[SuburbanFarmer]

Thanks for the birthday wishes, Monte and Hash.

The rest of you ex-mil sad sacks keep telling yourself that ‘alpha’ means picking bar fights and bragging about your gun collection. Whatever helps.

[Smitty-48]

The rest of you ex-mil sad sacks keep telling yourself that ‘alpha’ means picking bar fights and bragging about your gun collection. Whatever helps.

It's Marty who thinks in terms of the Alpha, I don't think of myself that way.

I actually defer to my wife, I just let her pamper me, I don't even want to be in charge anymore.

I haven't been in a bar fight in years, because I don't go to bars anymore.

You are arguably the Alpha, since you are the one pumping out kids.

I'm more like Peter Pan, I never grow up, I just let Wendy run all that adult stuff for me.

I got my fill of being the Alpha in the military, I'm retired now, life is like one long vacation.

[clubgop]

Thanks for the birthday wishes, Monte and Hash.

The rest of you ex-mil sad sacks keep telling yourself that ‘alpha’ means picking bar fights and bragging about your gun collection. Whatever helps.

As opposed to being a drama llama at bars and bragging about your vegetable garden? Does that mean Alpha? Does that help?

[clubgop]

FFS, enough. Just wish the man a happy birthday you miserable bugger.

Let me guess? You have the jar. It's probably a British cooking thing.

[Smitty-48]

I don't even want to Alpha my wife, I want her to stay my girlfriend, let the sexual tension build.

Keep the mystery, keep the romance, I don't want to domesticate things.

We're still lovey dovey, after twenty years, it's the greatest thing, I don't ever want to lose the hotness.

I don't want to be a Dad with Dad Bod and a bunch of squalling brats, to hell with that noise.

And yeah, I like to play with my guns too, I make no apologies for it.