BREAKING NEWS

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Post by Alexander PhiAlipson » Sat Jun 03, 2017 1:00 am



There were three jolly fishermen.
There were three jolly fishermen.
Fisher-fisher
Men-men-men!
Fisher-fisher
Men-men-men!
There were three jolly fishermen.
:D
They all went off to Amster-shh.
They all went off to Amster-shh.
Amster-Amster
Shh-shh-shh!
Amster-Amster
Shh-shh-shh!
They all went off to Amster-shh.
:shhh:
You mustn't say that naughty word.
You mustn't say that naughty word.
Naughty-naughty
Word-word-word!
Naughty-naughty
Word-word-word!
You mustn't say that naughty word.
:naughty:
Amsterdam!
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Re: BREAKING NEWS

Post by TheReal_ND » Sat Jun 03, 2017 1:10 am

How to rap like a nagger?

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Post by C-Mag » Sat Jun 03, 2017 7:18 am

Ph64 wrote:Yeah, I heard from sources that impeachment is coming soon, based on anonymous reports of Russian collusion. On the flip side, I've been told by an unnamed source that a certain highly placed government official has informed them that classified reports show that China is really to blame for it all. An anonymous Chinese source has informed me that unidentified insiders have firm classified proof that its all Kim Jong Un.

Unfortunately I can't post this anonymously here, which would make this post far more credible by today's standards.

Yes, very serious stuff. A Presidency in Peril, an Administration on the Edge, a Cabinet in Chaos.
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Post by C-Mag » Sat Jun 03, 2017 7:19 am


She should have just worn the Garter's and Fishnets too.
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Post by SuburbanFarmer » Sat Jun 03, 2017 7:27 am

Xenophon wrote:
Speaker to Animals wrote:

Sad when middle aged women act like twenty year old tramps.
I'm sure they think they look attractive, but all I can see and hear are Patty and Selma.

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EDIT: Or those two tramps Barney and Andy went on a date with after Andy's rich girlfriend was schmoozing with another man.
That woman is obscenely hot. Shut your stupid faces.

Not much of a "journalist", but obscenely hot.
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Post by Xenophon » Sat Jun 03, 2017 7:35 am

GrumpyCatFace wrote:
Xenophon wrote:
Speaker to Animals wrote:

Sad when middle aged women act like twenty year old tramps.
I'm sure they think they look attractive, but all I can see and hear are Patty and Selma.

Image

EDIT: Or those two tramps Barney and Andy went on a date with after Andy's rich girlfriend was schmoozing with another man.
That woman is obscenely hot. Shut your stupid faces.

Not much of a "journalist", but obscenely hot.
Different strokes for different folks, I guess. I prefer my wife over any woman, so I'm not exactly neutral.

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Post by Speaker to Animals » Sat Jun 03, 2017 7:38 am

It's makeup and editing, dude.

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She doesn't look any different than lots of other post-menopausal train wrecks out there.

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Post by C-Mag » Sat Jun 03, 2017 7:55 am

GrumpyCatFace wrote:
Not much of a "journalist", but obscenely hot.

I agree.
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Post by Fife » Sat Jun 03, 2017 8:26 am

Too many layers of winning going on in this image.


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Post by Ex-California » Sat Jun 03, 2017 8:30 am

Speaker to Animals wrote:It's makeup and editing, dude.

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She doesn't look any different than lots of other post-menopausal train wrecks out there.
How old is she?

But yeah, she looks like a standard Newport Beach slag
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