Meanwhile in Iraq & Syria

[SuburbanFarmer]

Seems that Trump will soon eat again that most beautiful chockolate cake or what? This part of being Presidential Trump surely likes.

The White House said late Monday that President Bashar al-Assad of Syria appeared to be preparing another chemical weapons attack, and warned that he would “pay a heavy price” if one took place.

“As we have previously stated, the United States is in Syria to eliminate the Islamic State of Iraq and Syria,” the statement said. “If, however, Mr. Assad conducts another mass murder attack using chemical weapons, he and his military will pay a heavy price.”

See here

We will bomb the shit out of a fuel depot somewhere

[TheReal_ND]

US Army fires high-energy LASER from an Apache attack helicopter for the first time - destroying a target almost a mile away

Weapon is almost silent and invisible which makes it hard for enemies to detect

First time a laser has successfully fired on a target from a rotary-wing aircraft

Laser systems have been on the Apache since 1984 when it first entered service

However, they were low-powered and could only guide air-to-ground missiles

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/ ... opter.html

FREAKIN LASER BEAMS xDDDD

[Fife]

I had a very vivid dream last night that we shot a NK missle out of the air about 1,000 feet from launch with some kind of awesome bright red laser beam. Then we started doing some really crazy shit with our new SDI laser in some other places, but the dream faded out in my memory about that time.

We must not allow a laser gap.

[The Conservative]

I had a very vivid dream last night that we shot a NK missle out of the air about 1,000 feet from launch with some kind of awesome bright red laser beam. Then we started doing some really crazy shit with our new SDI laser in some other places, but the dream faded out in my memory about that time.

We must not allow a laser gap.

[Speaker to Animals]

An attempted ISIS suicide bomber managed to successfully detonate his deadly load of explosives, but he did so at a very inopportune time that resulted in the death of himself as well as 12 comrades.

Somehow, the would be bomber managed to blow himself up and his own going away party, surrounded by family and friends.

http://tribunist.com/news/isis-suicide- ... source=AFY

[SuburbanFarmer]

what does one serve at a "going away party" for a suicide bomber? Does
the family attend?

[TheReal_ND]

Typically. It's a big deal. And it usually makes the family made for life or at least gets them a little money.

[Speaker to Animals]

Maybe we should create a smartphone app that lets them electronically send out invitations with directions to the party location and start time.

[Ph64]

So does that mean no paradise with 72 virgins?

[Speaker to Animals]

Allah must not be impressed.